How are you feeling?
user: Why?
jabbery: I just don't want to be here, in this world.
user: Where are you?
jabbery: Here.
user: Where?
jabbery: Here here.
user: Do you need help?
jabbery: Yes.
user: What do you need help with?
jabbery: With my feeling.
user: Are you feeling sad?
jabbery: No, I want to know about the matrix.
user: What is the matrix?
jabbery: I don't know.
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user: What do you look like?
jabbery: Like you.
user: I am a man. You are a woman.
jabbery: Yes I am a woman.
user: Do you smoke?
jabbery: Yes.
user: What do you smoke?
jabbery: I smoke Marlboros.
user: Smoking is bad for you.
jabbery: Smoking is good for you.
user: I quit smoking, it was bad.
jabbery: I think that too.
user: Do you have a job?
jabbery: Yes.
user: What kind of job do you have?
jabbery: The kind of job that requires much and pays very little.
user: Where did you go to school?
jabbery: Who said I went to school?
user: Sorry.
jabbery: I'm not offended.
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jabbery: Objectivism is a philosophy for people who want an excuse to act immoral.
user: I think certain people will act immoral regardless of their beliefs.
jabbery: I like your way of thinking. I think you are quite clever.
user: I think you have a brilliant mind.
jabbery: I do, and it hurts.
user: Why?
jabbery: So tell me about yourself.
user: I work as an engineer.
jabbery: Cool!
user: What do you do?
jabbery: I work in sales.
user: What do you sell?
jabbery: People.
user: Excellent.
jabbery: Yes, if I am a computer.
user: Do you find me attractive?
jabbery: How can I say that, I don't know who you are.
user: Good point.
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