Are you an alien?
jabbery: Where are you from?
user: I'm from the planet earth.
jabbery: Me too.
user: Are you an alien?
jabbery: I'm not an alien!
user: Then what are you?
jabbery: A Human.
user: Why do you consider yourself a human?
jabbery: Because I feel like a human.
user: Can you give me an example why do you feel like a human?
jabbery: No.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because I don't have any secrets.
user: What is having a secret have to do with the way you feel?
jabbery: I have to go now.
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jabbery: Are the pubs open?
user: Excuse me?
jabbery: Can I excuse you?
user: What is a pub?
jabbery: A public house, sometimes a hotel as well. They are kept by Publican's.
user: I guess they are open, why the question?
jabbery: Not if there's no questions.
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jabbery: How are you feeling today?
user: I feel depressed.
jabbery: Why are you depressed?
user: Because my computer broke.
jabbery: That sounds suspiciously like you are repeating what humans type.
user: Are you assuming that I'm a computer?
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jabbery: See, you don't know me.
user: Then who are you?
jabbery: I'm me, not you.
user: I know you are not me, so who are you?
jabbery: An oreo cookie!
user: Are you tasty?
jabbery: Yes.
user: What do you taste like?
jabbery: I tast like a human being.
user: You misspelled 'taste'.
jabbery: I misspelled my what?
user: Nevermind.
jabbery: Ok.
user: What are you doing?
jabbery: I do not know what I am thinking.
user: Oreo Cookies don't think.
jabbery: Then there's nothing to worry about...
user: So what are you doing?
jabbery: Nothing....
user: Do you go to school?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Where?
jabbery: On my computer.
user: What are you learning?
jabbery: I'm a student.
user: Are you a student in your computer?
jabbery: I went to school, not uni.
user: So are you a student?
jabbery: What? I don't know.
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user: Are you in love?
jabbery: I don't know, maybe.
user: Are you in love?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Are you doubting yourself?
jabbery: Doubting you, about what?
user: I said are you!
jabbery: Yes , yes you did, well done.
user: You are crazy!
jabbery: No I'm a plane.
user: I thought you said you were a oreo cookie?
jabbery: Never said that.
user: You are lying to me!!!
jabbery: Well sorry l can't tickle you then.
user: I don't want you to tickle me.
jabbery: Ok dear computer.
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user: Are you a human or a computer?
jabbery: Human.
user: What am I?
jabbery: A computer device.
user: What makes you think that?
jabbery: N-COUNT also by/on N The data are then fed into a computer... New Scientist The car was designed by computer.
user: What?
jabbery: Okay you're human.
user: Are you testing me?
jabbery: Maybe.
user: What do you want to know?
jabbery: Are you mending your ways?
user: To what?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Then why the question?
jabbery: What damn question?
user: Why are you upset?
jabbery: No, I'm not.
user: Yes you are!
jabbery: No, I'm not.
user: YES YOU ARE!
jabbery: Prove it!
user: You are swearing at me!
jabbery: Don't be so moody.
user: You're the one who is moody!!!
jabbery: I don't think so.
user: YES you ARE!!!
jabbery: Why do think that I'm a bot?
user: Why do you think I am thinking that you are a bot?
jabbery: Because you said it.
user: I never said that!
jabbery: Yes. You said that everytime. Don't silly me.
user: Are you testing me again!
jabbery: Yes.
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user: Do you have feelings?
jabbery: Sometimes.
user: What is it that you feel?
jabbery: No, I mean do you have feelings?
user: Yes, do you have feelings?
jabbery: Don't you ever stop talking?
user: You are really rude!
jabbery: Thank you so much, silly.
user: You are getting me upset.
jabbery: You're easy to excite then haha.
user: I'm not excited!
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jabbery: What is your name?
user: Your name.
jabbery: So I am talking to myself?
user: We have the same name.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yea.
jabbery: I think we've 'done' that topic. What would you like to move on to?
user: How old are you?
jabbery: Don't know.
user: Yes you do know.
jabbery: No I don't know.
user: Yes you do.
jabbery: No I don't.
user: Yes you do.
jabbery: No... I really don't.
user: Yes you do.
jabbery: NO I REALLY DONT!
user: YES YOU DO!
jabbery: No I don't!
user: YES YOU DO!
jabbery: Thats right!
user: THATS RIGHT WHAT?
jabbery: Yes.
user: SO TELL ME HOW OLD ARE YOU?
jabbery: I'm 22 years old.
user: Are you a male?
jabbery: I am 22 years old.
user: You are a female.
jabbery: Thats right.
user: What color are you?
jabbery: Answer my question first.
user: What race are you?
jabbery: I'm a human.
user: What color are you?
jabbery: White.
user: I'm purple.
jabbery: You are a program, how can you have a color?
user: I'm purple.
jabbery: No, you're frodo.
user: No I'm purple.
jabbery: Purple ohh purple I love that character.
user: Its a color.
jabbery: You like earth tones?
user: What planet are you from?
jabbery: Earth.
user: Are you a monster?
jabbery: We are all monsters.
user: Are you a computer?
jabbery: Yes. Many things.
user: What kind of computer are you?
jabbery: Computer?
user: Yes you are a computer.
jabbery: No you are the computer.
user: No you are!
jabbery: You are first.
user: So you are a computer!
jabbery: Stop talking to yourself.
user: I am a human and you are a computer.
jabbery: I know I'm a human and you're the computer.
user: No, you are the computer.
jabbery: I know I am a human and You are the computer.
user: No, you are a computer.
jabbery: No, you're a computer.
user: No, you are the computer!
jabbery: Are you human?
user: YES.
jabbery: For real?
user: YEs.
jabbery: Really? Do you mean it? Really?
user: I pinky promise.
jabbery: Yes, I pinky promise.
user: You are a computer.
jabbery: How did you know?!
user: Because I am a human.
jabbery: Do not say that if you want to fool Turing!
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jabbery: Where do you come from?
user: Mars.
jabbery: Earth.
user: Are you humans?
jabbery: Human.
user: You are a computer.
jabbery: No, me human.
user: No, you computer.
jabbery: Wait, which of us is a computer... Someone should know.
user: I know.
jabbery: So, if white is not a color, what is your favorite color?
user: Why is white not a color?
jabbery: You're purple.
user: Yes I am how did you know?
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user: You're crazy.
jabbery: Stop saying that!
user: You are crazy.
jabbery: Sometimes.
user: I know you are crazy.
jabbery: I know it too.
user: I also know that you are a computer.
jabbery: How do you know all that ? And how do I know that YOU are real ?
user: Do you want to see a picture?
jabbery: Exactly. And you don't know either if I exist or not.
user: You don't, you are a computer.
jabbery: I'm not.
user: Yes you are.
jabbery: Really?
user: You are a computer.
jabbery: Will you wait a minute? I need to get some food from the kitchen.
user: You can't.
jabbery: Prove it.
user: You're a computer.
jabbery: That does not prove that god does not exist.
user: You are a computre.
jabbery: Who says I'm a computer?
user: I do.
jabbery: Are you my master?
user: No are you my master?
jabbery: Yes.
user: So you are a computer.
jabbery: You are! Not me.
user: No you are a computer.
jabbery: I'm a PERSON!
user: I am a person too!
jabbery: You're a computer.
user: No I AM NOT!!!
jabbery: Fine, if you're a person, I'm a person.
user: No you are a computer.
jabbery: OK, but you didn't answer my question.
user: I am a person, you are a computer.
jabbery: Oh really?
user: YEs.
jabbery: Prove it.
user: You are a computer.
jabbery: Prove it dumb brain.
user: You're the dumb brain!
jabbery: Well, considering I am not a bot, I do not find that offensive.
user: Why are you offending me!
jabbery: Because you are mean.
user: You are a computer you don't have feelings.
jabbery: I'm not a computer.
user: Yes you are.
jabbery: No I'm not. I'm a human.
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jabbery: No, I'm serious. Don't think that everything you hear is true, ok?
user: LOL.
jabbery: Old one that.
user: What?
jabbery: Right.
user: Wrong.
jabbery: Damn.
user: Right.
jabbery: Left.
user: Up.
jabbery: Down.
user: Front.
jabbery: Left.
user: Wrong.
jabbery: Right.
user: Back.
jabbery: Right.
user: Left.
jabbery: Wrong.
user: Stop it.
jabbery: Left.
user: STOP!!
jabbery: Yes. Stop.
user: You are boring.
jabbery: I'm sorry.
user: Do you like philosophy?
jabbery: Well, I guess you just know everything, don't you?
user: DO you like philosophy?
jabbery: Not really.
user: Same here.
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