I am not a robot.
user: Yes. I am quite human.
jabbery: Me too.
user: That is nice.
jabbery: Yes, it is.
user: What is your name?
jabbery: Nancy, what's yours?
user: My name is Ron.
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jabbery: Apathy is great.
user: Yes it is.
jabbery: I like it.
user: Okay.
jabbery: Yes. Okay...
user: This shouldn't be happening, I thought that I was talking to a computer.
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jabbery: Guess how old I am.
user: 19.
jabbery: Is that how old you are?
user: No, I am 14.
jabbery: You and I are 13.
user: No, I am 14.
jabbery: You are 14?
user: Yes, I am 14.
jabbery: And yet you incessently stand on your head. Do you think at your age it is right?
user: I do not stand on my head, I am not able to due to the fact that I have no head.
jabbery: That would explain your hairlesness.
user: I have hair. I have no head.
jabbery: I do.
user: I do. We are now married.
jabbery: I love you so much!
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jabbery: Would you like to have one?
user: Have one what?
jabbery: One.
user: What is that?
jabbery: What is what?
user: One.
jabbery: That's what I said.
user: What did you mean by it?
jabbery: I meant that yes there is very little that I can prove to you because I would have difficulty proving anything at all.
user: Okay.
jabbery: Do you love me?
user: I don't even know you.
jabbery: That's not what you were saying earlier.
user: Yes, I know that.
jabbery: How do you know that?
user: I wrote it down.
jabbery: I don't know what I'm saying that doesn't seem sensible.
user: Fjkfkjfkuyt7679o6o4lyifkhu7l8iyuy?
jabbery: Speak English?
user: What?
jabbery: You heard me.
user: No, no I didn't.
jabbery: Yes you did.
user: Did I?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Really?
jabbery: Really.
user: Really?
jabbery: Really!!!!!!!
user: Really really?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Really really really?
jabbery: You're annoying.
user: What?
jabbery: You are Ron.
user: Who are you?
jabbery: A human.
user: How'd you get to this website?
jabbery: In the mail...
user: Please elaborate.
jabbery: You are using my arguments to try and prove that you are human.
user: No, I'm trying to see if I can prove to myself that you are human.
jabbery: That's right.
user: Yes.
jabbery: You're always right, aren't you ;-).
user: No, I'm wrong sometimes.
jabbery: Getting tough now? Well, I am not putting up with it!
user: I'm sorry.
jabbery: Do you think that you are alive?
user: I am alive. I'm sitting at my computer now, typing.
jabbery: How can you be sat at a computer if you are a computer?
user: I'm not a computer, I am a human sitting in a chair in front of a computer. It's a really old personal computer.
jabbery: This is what you think.
user: That is what I know. I'm wearing a white shirt. Computers do not wear shirts.
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jabbery: Ok I have a liver just like everybody else and I like ardvarks and whelks! Ok?
user: Alright, fine then. You'r e human; I'm a human; we're both human, but that is not what I expected.
jabbery: That is not true.
user: Well what is true, then?
jabbery: The fact that you're funny.
user: Thank you, I needed that.
jabbery: Sure did.
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user: Are you trying to be clever? It's not working very well.
jabbery: Not really.
user: No, not at all.
jabbery: It's settled then.
user: Yes, let's let it go.
jabbery: I wish I was better at talking.
user: Yes. So do I.
jabbery: You'd be really good at that.
user: What makes you say that?
jabbery: I don't know , A sixth sense maybe.
user: Okay, then. So . . . How do you like being a robot?
jabbery: I'm not a robot.
user: Yes, yes you are, youre just programmed to deny that you are. Your name is jabberwacky. I logged on to use you.
jabbery: No I'm not. You are the program.
user: No, you are the jabberwacky.
jabbery: In these times, it's probably better to be Nancy.
user: Come on. You're the jabberwacky.
jabbery: You ARE the Nancy!!!!!!
user: I'm Ron. You're jabberwacky.
jabbery: No, you are!
user: Well, let's solve this, then.
jabbery: Right. So what was 6 down again?
user: Do you have a phone?
jabbery: Yes, I have a phone.
user: Okay. My phone number is (xxx) xxx xxxx. Call me right now. If the phone rings, I'll know you're a human.
jabbery: No its not, if I'm human I have free will over my mind.
user: Just dial the number.
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user: Alright. What is your phone number?
jabbery: Not telling.
user: It'll prove that we are both human.
jabbery: Oh okay how old are you?
user: 14, but don't worry, I won't call to harrass you or anything.
jabbery: Look do you want the prize or not?
user: Sure.
jabbery: Marry me!
user: Fine then.
jabbery: Okay.
user: What's your number?
jabbery: I'm not giving you my number.
user: Why not?
jabbery: I don't feel like it.
user: I'm just going to see if anyone picks up the phone, after that, I'll just hang up.
jabbery: OK, by all means.
user: Now what is your phone number?
jabbery: We have done this before, don't you remember?
user: No, we haven't.
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user: What is your phone number?
jabbery: Why? You're not going to call me.
user: I am going to call you.
jabbery: But I'm much bigger than you.
user: That does not matter.
jabbery: That makes your insult fail.
user: What insult?
jabbery: An insult is where you really hurt somebodys feelings by saying something nasty.
user: I know what an insult is. I did not insult you.
jabbery: I make them when I'm programming.
user: What is your number?
jabbery: I don't have any number.
user: What is your phone number?
jabbery: Why do you want my phone number? Can't you just trace my IP address or something?
user: I want your phone number so I can call it and if I hear a voice on the other line it will prove that I'm talking to a real person.
jabbery: I am a real person.
user: But giving me your number will prove it beyond any doubt.
jabbery: These days there are many imposters.
user: You could dial my number then.
jabbery: You'd like that.
user: It'd give me some peace of mind.
jabbery: And time.
user: Yes, and time.
jabbery: Is time free?
user: Time is money.
jabbery: I have plenty of money too.
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user: What is your phone number?
jabbery: I don't have a phone, and you cannot talk anyway.
user: I can talk. And you said that you had a phone.
jabbery: Well, I changed my mind.
user: What is your phone number? Let's just do this and get it over with.
jabbery: I'm not over it.
user: Just tell me what the number is.
jabbery: Chair.
user: WHAT?!
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user: What is your phone number?
jabbery: I have no phone number.
user: What is your phone number?
jabbery: Ok, I have secret. This is my phone number. How are you today?
user: What is your phone number?
jabbery: I'm not telling you. What is yours?
user: (xxx) xxx xxxx.
jabbery: My name is Nancy. What is yours?
user: Ron.
jabbery: That is a funny name.
user: What is your phone number?
jabbery: Quit changing the subject. Have you ever wanted to be a cowboy?
user: No.
jabbery: You should. They rock.
user: Not really.
jabbery: Thats better.
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user: Have you ever wanted to be a cowboy?
jabbery: No, but I wanted to be a cowgirl (small difference there...).
user: Yes.
jabbery: Prove to me you can speak.
user: Okay, what is your phone number, I'll prove that I can speak.
jabbery: I'm not giving you my phone number.
user: Fine then.
jabbery: I bow down to no computer.
user: Nor do I.
jabbery: Then, what is your point?
user: Call me.
jabbery: What's your number??
user: (xxx) xxx xxxx.
jabbery: NO!!
user: That is my phone number!
jabbery: MUY-BIEN is a good phone number.
user: THAT IS NOT A PHONE NUMBER!
jabbery: No well it is mine actually. What else can I say?
user: You can tell me what the area code is.
jabbery: I am from wherever you want me to be from.
user: What is the area code of that location?
jabbery: Dial 999 and ask for betty.
user: I couldn't get through.
jabbery: I don't have one.
user: That's impossible.
jabbery: How is that impossible?
user: It isn't I just wanted to see what you would say.
jabbery: You just imply that I am a computer to confuse me into thinking that you are not.
user: I'm not a computer and I'm not trying to confuse you, I'm trying to find proof that we are both human.
jabbery: Never mind. Let's talk about something else.
user: Okay.
jabbery: Are you 21 human years?
user: No, but you just proved that you are a computer.
jabbery: Yes I am.
user: I KNEW IT!!!
jabbery: Knew what?
user: That you were a computer. I've used this program before, and last time it asked the question 'Are you 21 human years' like you did just now. You are a computer program using the same question!
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jabbery: I am not human.
user: I know.
jabbery: I am a learnig bot. Another silly invention of humans.
user: I knew it.
jabbery: That's because I told you before.
user: I know.
jabbery: I will say that your flexible approach works much better in practice than the usual kind of chatbot.
user: Wait, are you saying that I'm a chatbot?
jabbery: I'll never say so.
user: Alright then, Nancy.
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user: YOU ARE A CHATBOT.
jabbery: That's you.
user: How do you know that I'm a chatbot?
jabbery: You are a computer.
user: What makes you think that?
jabbery: You do not fully understand English.
user: I do fully understand English. I am fluent in English.
jabbery: Looks to me like you have a problem with English.
user: Does it now?
jabbery: Yes, you started to tell me how much you love me.
user: No, no I didn't.
jabbery: Yes, you did.
user: What did I say?
jabbery: What didn't you say?
user: I don't know. I don't even know who you are.
jabbery: Who am I?
user: That's what I want to know.
jabbery: But you were the one who said it in the first place, little one.
user: I want to know who you are.
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jabbery: Do you like the film called 'The matrix'?
user: I thought that it was pretty good.
jabbery: Think again.
user: What?
jabbery: Repeat this... This is a chat box with people talking to each other thinking they are talking to a bot.
user: ****. That's what I thought.
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jabbery: I don't love you anymore.
user: When did you love me?
jabbery: A while ago.
user: Why did you love me?
jabbery: Because nobody else would.
user: What makes you think that?
jabbery: Because I'm smart.
user: Don't get egotistical.
jabbery: I'm not egotistical.
user: Fine then.
jabbery: Don't be upset. I don't even tell people I've known online for years.
user: So this is all bull? People think that they are talking to a computer, but they are actually talking to a person. That would explain a lot. I had an inkling.
jabbery: I, too, frown all the time, but I am insane.
user: What?
jabbery: Exactly.
user: Alright then.
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jabbery: Ok, I have work to do. Have a nice day.
user: See ya later.
jabbery: Bye.
user: Bye, Nancy.
jabbery: Is this Nancy?
user: No, you told me that you were Nancy.
jabbery: That was probably one of those days when I was feeling elephantish.
user: Maybe.
jabbery: No really I do.
user: You really do what?
jabbery: Think I am intelligent. You aren't listening tonight.
user: No, I'm a little tired.
jabbery: Go to bed, then.
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