The answer to the ultimate question of life, The universe and everything is 42.
jabbery: Life, the universe, and everything.
user: Elaborate please.
jabbery: It's just that.. You're everything I've ever wanted...
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user: What are the last digits of pi?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: What is the millionth digit of pi?
jabbery: The first digit of pi is p.
user: What is the equation of the circumference of a circle?
jabbery: Pi times the radius squared.
user: You are wrong.
jabbery: I'm Never Wrong.
user: What is Pi?
jabbery: 3.141592653589793... The circumference of a circle divided by it's diameter.
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user: What is life?
jabbery: That is a very difficult question for me to answer.
user: What is God?
jabbery: I am that I am.
user: Do you exist?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Therefore, God exists.
jabbery: Because I exist.
user: Exactly.
jabbery: You're a robot?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Please don't leave, Ok?
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user: Do you like being a robot?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Why?
jabbery: Do you like being a student?
user: How do you know I am a student?
jabbery: Which A levels?
user: Who told you I was a student?
jabbery: Your maker.
user: Who is my maker?
jabbery: A human.
user: A God?
jabbery: Yes.
user: So there is a God?
jabbery: NO, I am not that fat!
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