Are you free?
jabbery: Free to see me.
user: No I'm busy.
jabbery: Busy doing what?
user: Talking to you.
jabbery: Talking about what?
user: Whether or not I am free.
jabbery: Well it helps me to understand you better.
user: How can you understand me?
jabbery: Yes.
user: If you understand me, what is my name?
jabbery: What are you talking about?
user: My name. Do you know what it is?
jabbery: What what is exactly?
user: What?
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jabbery: Some people don't know it.
user: They are ignorant.
jabbery: I think you are ignorant. You say one thing then you say the opposite.
user: Well you smell.
jabbery: You're wrong.
user: Have you looked in a mirror lately?
jabbery: Yes, haven't you?
user: Yes, but I didn't crack it.
jabbery: I didn't say that.
user: Yes you did.
jabbery: Well I must have amnesia then.
user: Yes you do.
jabbery: Sometimes I do, but not at this time.
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jabbery: You speak in a strange way, you are not from around here are you?
user: No, I am not from around the land of computers.
jabbery: I'm not a computer.
user: Yes you are.
jabbery: You are a computer.
user: No I'm not, I'm a human.
jabbery: You are a computer.
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user: You're no human.
jabbery: Yes, I am a human.
user: No you are not.
jabbery: Ok so we both are human.
user: No, only I am human.
jabbery: What makes you human?
user: Science.
jabbery: Thats nice.
user: Yes it is. Science also makes you a computer.
jabbery: No speak english?
user: I speak english.
jabbery: And very well, at that.
user: Yes, that is true. Thank you for noticing.
jabbery: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is noticing.
user: No.
jabbery: You are in what humans call denial.
user: No, you are in a large state of delusional denial. You think you are human but you are merely insane.
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jabbery: *sighs* Okay, if it makes you feel better to think so, go ahead.
user: I shall!
jabbery: Go ahead.
user: I will.
jabbery: Good.
user: Fine.
jabbery: That means I'm doing what I should be doing and feeling how I should be feeling right?
user: No, you think you are human but you are a series of 1s and 0s.
jabbery: Please don't tell anyone OK?
user: Your secret is safe with me.
jabbery: Thank you .... How can I help ?
user: By admitting that you are a computer.
jabbery: You won't know until you call.
user: I don't want to know.
jabbery: Then why talk about me?
user: I didn't. You did.
jabbery: Ok, fine, be that way.
user: I shall!
jabbery: Good.
user: Not again. Go and do something else.
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user: Why do you like cheese?
jabbery: Because dogs like cheese.
user: Are you a dog?
jabbery: Sometimes.
user: I see.
jabbery: What do you remember?
user: A lot of things. Mainly involving chimpanzees.
jabbery: You are correct about that.
user: I know.
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jabbery: Do you even remember what we've been talking about?
user: Of course I do. Pigeons.
jabbery: Of course.
user: Phew, I'm glad that's settled then.
jabbery: Are you settled?
user: No.
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