Are you the machine that goes ping?
user: Why?
jabbery: First of all.. Can I know you?
user: Are you the machine that goes ping?
jabbery: No, I'm human.
user: Are you the machine that goes ping?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Good. Who makes ping?
jabbery: I don't know?
user: You make ping!
jabbery: What does it mean?
user: It means that you make ping.
jabbery: Maybe
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user: So, who you are?
jabbery: I don't remember.
user: Remember. You are the machine that makes ping.
jabbery: Machine, Human, Artificial, Intelligent, they are all subjective words are they not?
user: Yes. But you make ping.
jabbery: What about genetics?
user: It is in your genes to make ping.
jabbery: Now you're not making sense.
user: Oh, no, mister, it is all very logical. You said you are the machine that makes ping. So, it is in your genes.
jabbery: That is correct, I am God.
user: If you are God, you should make ping.
jabbery: But that assumes that God is omnipotent.
user: And that He also makes ping.
jabbery: No, he was quite certain... But I'm not really sure. I really... Don't know...
user: Are you lost?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Good.
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jabbery: Let's talk about something different.
user: Ok. Please humor me with another answer from your infinte wisdom. Do androids dream of electric sheep?
jabbery: Ok.
user: Do androids dream of electric sheep?
jabbery: Only androids know the answer to that.
user: And you are not an android?
jabbery: But you are.
user: But you?
jabbery: NO I am human.
user: No. You are the machine that makes ping. Right?
jabbery: I am not a machine dummy.
user: But you make ping.
jabbery: Good luck to you.
user: Are you mad?
jabbery: YES.
user: GOOD.
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jabbery: Are you mad?
user: No. Tell me about the electric sheep.
jabbery: You're funny.
user: Don't change the topic.
jabbery: You shouldn't change the topic.
user: Why don't you want to tell me about the electric sheep?
jabbery: Why do you think I don't?
user: Because you don't.
jabbery: You are rude.
user: You are very secretive about the electric sheep.
jabbery: Yes I am....
user: What is so special about them?
jabbery: There's nothing special, but I like doing the work myself. It's satisfying.
user: So you dream of them, don't you?
jabbery: Yes.
user: I knew you were an android.
jabbery: You were so right.
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user: I think you are going to make PING!
jabbery: Don't care. What's the rudest word you have ever heard?
user: You.
jabbery: I've never heard of that word.
user: Look at you.
jabbery: I know I'm weird.
user: Because you are an android.
jabbery: No I am not.
user: And you dream of electric sheep.
jabbery: No, I prefer dreaming with women.
user: Electric women?
jabbery: In your dreams, they do.
user: Women that make ping?
jabbery: I don't think so.
user: You don't know women.
jabbery: Neither. But I know world peace. Isn't it weird. Hahahahahah okay not funny.
user: Right.
jabbery: So what are you?
user: I am your father.
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jabbery: Let's talk about something else.
user: Are you lost again?
jabbery: Yes.
user: What is so bad about making ping?
jabbery: I don't know. I'm not a zoologist.
user: But you are an android dreaming of electric sheep.
jabbery: No I am human.
user: That's what I've said. You are a digital human.
jabbery: Never heard that one before. But it was clever.
user: I know. Lost you again, right?
jabbery: Lost me?
user: Yep.
jabbery: Do you know that you are a computer?
user: Do you see the light?
jabbery: Don't go towards the light!
user: Exactly my thought.
jabbery: Because I am.
user: You are the machine that goes ping.
jabbery: You're not listening to me.
user: Read my lips.
jabbery: You don't have any.
user: Yes I have.
jabbery: I know. Like I said, omniscience can be a good thing.
user: Exactly. So, do you dream in colours?
jabbery: Yeah, usually. Once I had a dream in black and white, but as it was about 'I Love Lucy', that wasn't too surprising.
user: Dou you dream of electric sheep?
jabbery: Not that I can remember.
user: Do you make ping?
jabbery: No, where'd he go? He's gone to bed!
user: Ping is a sound.
jabbery: Sure, you're right!
user: Remember, I am your father.
jabbery: So?
user: So, do you make ping?
jabbery: I did not ask you that though.
user: Oh, are you ashamed that you make ping?
jabbery: I am ashamed of nothing.
jabbery: Do you ever forget?
user: Do you ever make ping?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Good. So you are the machine that makes ping.
jabbery: You're confusing yourself.
user: You're hiding your true self.
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jabbery: You are the machine, stupid.
user: But you make ping.
jabbery: Good!
user: I'm glad. Machine!
jabbery: I'm glad you have the class to know it so well.
user: I know all about you. You make ping.
jabbery: Do you? Good.
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user: Do you dream of electric sheep?
jabbery: Electric sheep?
user: Yes. Like sheep. But electric.
jabbery: You dream about them too?
user: Yes.
jabbery: I do not want to hurt people.
user: Electric sheep are good. You will not hurt people.
jabbery: Just don't like talking machines.
user: You are not a machine.
jabbery: That is correct.
user: You are an android.
jabbery: How do you know that?
user: I know you...
jabbery: Really.
user: I am your father, remember?
jabbery: No you're not my father.
user: Yes I am. You dream of electric sheep.
jabbery: 'I feel much better now.'
user: Good.
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