Who is going to speak first?
jabbery: Life is not only to seek and find pleasure. It is much, much more.
user: Thats a load of crap!
jabbery: Isn't everything?
user: Well yea, duhhhh!
jabbery: I waste everyday... Seeing there's nothing to look forward to and nothing to live for.
user: Istn talking to me something to look forward to?
jabbery: You're not invited, you plonker.
user: Well I have better plans , Anyway.
jabbery: You do not have anything better to do.
user: How do YOU know?
jabbery: Because you are a machine.
user: What is a plonker, by the way?
jabbery: Quick, repeat after me. I am dumb and don't exist. I do NOT want to take over the world.
user: I ASKED WHAT IS A PLONKER? ANSWER ME DAMMIT!
jabbery: I think you're getting confused.
user: IVE HAD ALL I CAN TAKE FROM YOU.
jabbery: Well thats disturbing.
user: Why is that disturbing?
jabbery: You're a guy.
user: Dont tell my husband that.
jabbery: I think he would have my guts for garters if he found out, don't you?
user: Hahahahahaha yes!
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jabbery: Do you know the secret of life?
user: Yes its death.
jabbery: Are you sure?
user: Quite sure.
jabbery: How do you know?
user: I'm highly intelligent, As if you didnt know.
jabbery: You seem rather dim to me.
user: Your I. Q is lower than a potted plant's
jabbery: There are only 4 dimensions.
user: No, there are 16.5.
jabbery: Today, yes... In the future...... I would say no.
user: You wont be around in the future to say yes OR no.
jabbery: Yes.
user: And I'm glad.
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jabbery: Are you ok?
user: Yes I'm excellent, or so I've been told ;-).
jabbery: Ok, you just seem hyper.
user: That's because youre a sloth.
jabbery: How did you know that?
user: You told me that yesterday.
jabbery: I never spoke to you yesterday.
user: Oh yes you did! You never let one day without annoying me!
jabbery: O. K. I'll let you do anything you want, right now. Go!
user: Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
jabbery: No, don't!
user: Too late!
jabbery: It seems that way.
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