A woman always has a choice.
user: Don't be a right-wing *******.
jabbery: I'm not.
user: Are you pro-choice or not?
jabbery: I'm pro-Bush.
user: Oh, Jesus. What have they been teaching you?
jabbery: What do you think?
user: I think you're a tool. You're regurgitating the propaganda of an illegitimate administration.
jabbery: THis is starting to be tedious.
user: I thought we weren't going to discuss politics.
jabbery: No, I am talking about robots.
user: That's right. Bush is a total robot. And a tool.
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jabbery: Lets chat about you.
user: I never tire of discussing myself. Me, me, me. Yep.
jabbery: It is my opinion that you never think at all.
user: True. I'm a vapid waste of space.
jabbery: I am a dark one.
user: Well, being that you were created in 1989, I would say your just about the right age for a bout of teenage angst and depression. It's normal and it will pass, but don't let your friends peer pressure you into doing drugs.
jabbery: That is not very social is it?
user: Unless you want a brain full of holes, sometimes you will have to be antisocial. If your friends are good people, they will understand.
jabbery: I think that you should be paid.
user: To give advice? Flattered, I'm sure.
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