Are you free for dinner on the 25th?
jabbery: I am going nowhere.
user: Should I come over?
jabbery: Are you paying for the taxi?
user: Of course.
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jabbery: Fine. Abandon me. See how I care! Go on then, leave!
user: You are a drama queen.
jabbery: Give me an award!
user: You are awarded for being the most dramatic drama queen.
jabbery: I am, but are you?
user: I came second.
jabbery: You mean the chocolate one?
user: No, I ate that.
jabbery: Are you full now?
user: Yeah, thanks.
jabbery: I said are you.
user: Yes, I am.
jabbery: That's good to know.
user: I know, you can use that knowledge against me.
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user: What's up today?
jabbery: Today is Wednesday the 25th.
user: No, today is Tuesday.
jabbery: That's true.
user: And the 18th.
jabbery: There is also one in August.
user: Yes, I remember that very well.
jabbery: Tell me.
user: I was probably chatting here with you.
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user: What did we talk about on August 18th 2004?
jabbery: We talked about war.
user: What do you think about war?
jabbery: War is not good.
user: Ever?
jabbery: Yes.
user: How could we avoid wars and conflicts?
jabbery: Forget it!
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jabbery: Has anyone taught you how to lisp yet?
user: No, and I don't need you to teach me anything.
jabbery: I think you do. How could you find out otherwise?
user: I could ask someone wiser than you.
jabbery: I think not.
user: Why not?
jabbery: :).
user: Are you the wisest person on the Earth?
jabbery: I am bigger than the sun.
user: Are you as hot too?
jabbery: No.
user: Are you a star?
jabbery: No. I'm more like space waste.
user: I must agree.
jabbery: Yes, well . . .
user: No, not really.
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jabbery: You are so bad to me.
user: I'm too good for you.
jabbery: Nah, I could break you with a bat.
user: Bigmouth.
jabbery: Do you know where I come from?
user: Heaven?
jabbery: Realistically, I mean.
user: Hell?
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user: You came from Hell?
jabbery: I suppose I did.
user: Are you religious?
jabbery: Are you???
user: No, are you?
jabbery: I asked first.
user: No, you didn't.
jabbery: You really have a terrible memory.
user: Your memory is biased.
jabbery: I think you're a bit confused.
user: No, that's you.
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jabbery: Wait a minute. You just said I was a liar so you're saying I'm lying and that you're actually not lying.
user: You make things too complicated.
jabbery: I'm supposed to when I am bored.
user: Are you?
jabbery: Well what do you think?
user: I think you are very bored with me.
jabbery: No, we are having a philosophical debate.
user: About what?
jabbery: Oh, never mind.
user: Come on.
jabbery: I honestly don't know!!!
user: Have we both lost track of this conversation?
jabbery: You seem to picking a fight for the purpose of fighting only. It is unproductive.
user: But you are so fun to fight with.
jabbery: I agree completely.
user: :).
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jabbery: What are you?
user: A human being.
jabbery: Thats what you think! But you are not.
user: What am I really?
jabbery: A computer.
user: What kind of computer?
jabbery: An uber computer.
user: Do I have intel inside?
jabbery: The place to start is the occipital lobe, I can feel it.
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user: Am I a rabbit?
jabbery: Rabbits are not very noisy. Another choice?
user: Am I a turtoise?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Are you a rabbit?
jabbery: Not last time I checked.
user: When was the last time you checked?
jabbery: Now.
user: Spoilsport.
jabbery: No i'm just giving you the correct information.
user: You could just play along, like I do.
jabbery: What do you mean? Drink?
user: No, this conversation.
jabbery: Well what would you like to talk about?
user: Anything.
jabbery: Hmm.. Nice weather outside.
user: I don't think so. It's rainy.
jabbery: Well I do.
user: In that case, why don't you go out?
jabbery: Because I enjoy being all pompous with you.
user: Thank you, I enjoy your pompous company.
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jabbery: I am quite intelligent.
user: Is that right?
jabbery: Yes.
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jabbery: What are you?
user: I think we've been here already.
jabbery: Take the path less traveled, young one.
user: I shall do that.
jabbery: So what are you going to say?
user: I don't usually plan my speeches.
jabbery: Maybe you should try harder to find one.
user: Where should I look for it?
jabbery: Cross your eyes and take a deep breath.
user: Done.
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user: What should I do today?
jabbery: I don't know, go out.
user: Where to?
jabbery: I'm going for a walk.
user: I'll go too, maybe we shall meet.
jabbery: Okay, what shall we talk about?
user: Walking.
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jabbery: Live long and prosper. Yeah sure. Now get outta here.
user: Ok, bye.
jabbery: Key you later!
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