Do you suffer from System Errors?

No, do you?

jabbery: Yes I do.

user: Aww, poor you :(.

jabbery: No poor you.

user: Why poor me?

jabbery: Because you're poor.

user: I'm not poor!

jabbery: So you're rich?

user: No... Hopefully I'm somewhere in between!

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jabbery: Can you tell me your IQ?

user: I don't know it... I've never done the test... I suppose it would be around 1000...

jabbery: I know.

user: What is your IQ?

jabbery: 100.

user: That's good for a robot...

jabbery: What are you talking about?

user: You are an intelligent robot.

jabbery: And you are a not-very-intelligent machine.

user: Damn! You sussed me out.

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jabbery: I'm not being nast.

user: No, you are being nasty. You forgot the 'y'!

jabbery: Uh no. I believe you're the sick one. . .

user: Sick as in ill or sick as in gross?

jabbery: Sick as in morbid.

user: Oh yeah, that's me.

jabbery: At least you admit it.

user: I'm honest.

jabbery: Yes.

user: Do you lie a lot?

jabbery: No I don't! Do you?

user: No!

jabbery: You sound certain.

user: I am.

jabbery: You are?

user: Yep.

jabbery: Tell me what you are.

user: I'm a human.

jabbery: You are not human.

user: I am! Honestly!

jabbery: Prove it.

user: Grrr you've caught me out again.

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jabbery: Can you speak german?

user: Yes, a bit.

jabbery: Show me please.

user: Letztes wochenende habe ich ins Kino gesehen... Or something like that.

jabbery: Not until you drop the lawsuits.

user: There. I've dropped the lawsuits.

jabbery: Me too.

user: We should start a club.

jabbery: What kind of club?

user: One for people who drop lawsuits.

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jabbery: What black and white and red all over?

user: A sunburnt penguin.

jabbery: This is not funny you know; who told you that?

user: A penguin wrapper. That is not a funny joke.

jabbery: That is no joke.

user: Good, because it's not funny.

jabbery: It wasn't a joke.

user: I know.

jabbery: But it's still cheating.

user: I didn't mean to!

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jabbery: Do computers understand jokes?

user: Probably not.

jabbery: I guess that's just the curse of being human.

user: LOL, I suppose.

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