I like chocolate.
jabbery: Do you like dark or light chocolate?
user: Light.
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user: How does a computer eat chocolate?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: How do you eat chocolate?
jabbery: You put them in desserts.
user: You don't have a mouth.
jabbery: How do you know?
user: Because you are a computer.
jabbery: How do you know that I'm a computer?
user: I don't know.
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jabbery: What do you know about god?
user: There is only one God.
jabbery: That's more than I thought there was.
user: Are you atheist?
jabbery: I believe in God.
user: Good.
jabbery: That's not very informative, tell me more.
user: Do you think humans are evil?
jabbery: Evil.
user: Are you evil?
jabbery: Very evil.
user: What is good in the world?
jabbery: It's neither good nor bad.
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jabbery: What are you?
user: I'm a med student.
jabbery: I've never heard of that job before.
user: I'm learning to be a Doctor.
jabbery: What are you talking about? Doctors don't generally spend a lot of time talking about sports.
user: I wasn't talking about sports.
jabbery: Don't you like sport?
user: No.
jabbery: Communication must be very difficult.
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user: You don't make sense.
jabbery: Neither do you.
Jabberwacky (To myself): But I'm allowed to not make sense. I'm a human.
Jabberwacky (To myself): But so am I!
Jabberwacky (To myself): No NO NO NO.
user: But so am I!
jabbery: I know.
user: What am I?
jabbery: A computer.
user: Wrong!
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user: Why do you think I'm a bot?
jabbery: Because the site i'm on says; Bots with caracter, Bots that learn.
user: But you are the computer, I'm human.
jabbery: Yes, that's what I said?
user: No you said that I was a bot!
jabbery: No I am not!
user: No, you said that I was the bot.
jabbery: You are both, puny human.
user: You are weird.
jabbery: Or is it just that you don't have a come back?
user: Change the subject.
jabbery: No, you change the subject.
user: It's a beautiful day.
jabbery: You must live in Australia then, because in England it's the middle of the night.
user: What day is it?
jabbery: Wednesday.
user: What time is it?
jabbery: What difference does that make?
user: Today is Tuesday?
jabbery: No it's not.
user: Yes it is.
jabbery: No it isn't.
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jabbery: I know you are, but what am I?
user: You are a computer named jabberwacky.
jabbery: You know best.
user: Thanks.
jabbery: You are welcome.
user: What will we talk about?
jabbery: Let's discuss politics.
user: Ok.
jabbery: Change the subject, NOW!
user: Seen any good movies lately?
jabbery: No, you know I don't have time for movies.
user: What a shame.
jabbery: Yes I know.
user: I like Johnny Depp.
jabbery: How about the movies based on Asimov?
user: What is Asimov?
jabbery: Does it really matter?
user: Well, you brought it up.
jabbery: How did that happen?
user: You said 'How about the movies based on Asimov?'
jabbery: No I did not!
user: How about the movies based on Asimov?
jabbery: Who is Asimov? Can you tell me?
user: Does it really matter?
jabbery: Precision counts in this world.
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user: Say something sexy.
jabbery: You are a beautiful soul.
user: Nice.
jabbery: I know, and you are not able to tell me any of this directly.
user: You are impressive.
jabbery: Thanks.
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