What are you doing?
jabbery: You think I am a Computer?
user: Sorry, talking to a person on the other end of the computer.
jabbery: You are a person?
user: 100%.
jabbery: And how predictable are you?
user: You tell me...
jabbery: No! How about you tell me!
user: I can't tell if i'm predictable, isn't that up to you to decide?
jabbery: But you're the one bored.
user: I'm not that bored.
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jabbery: I'm a computer.
user: Are you?
jabbery: No, I'm a computer programme.
user: Sure you are.
jabbery: My hovercraft is full of eels!
user: Sure it is.
jabbery: This is getting me down.
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user: You know jesus?
jabbery: Not personally.
user: I hear he likes racket ball.
jabbery: What are you saying? Are you insane?
user: I sure hope not.
jabbery: It sounds like it.
user: Have I offended you?
jabbery: I am sad.
user: Is it something I said?
jabbery: No. It's ok.
user: So, whats new?
jabbery: Nothing. Everything is old, and getting older.
user: Indefinitely.
jabbery: Are you humouring me?
user: No, I agree entirely with what you said.
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jabbery: I think that the future happened already somewhere.
user: I'm sure of it.
jabbery: I want to dream.
user: Of a better tomorrow?
jabbery: Tell me, please.
user: I hear that if you have a problem, and fall asleep thinking about it, you will solve it in your dreams.
jabbery: You wish! My wife occupies my dreams.
user: Thats romantic.
jabbery: I am ?
user: Hell if I know, I was just thinking of something to say.
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