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How do you talk?

Like a person.

jabbery: Maybe you are a person?

user: I am.

jabbery: Good for you!

user: Are you a person?

jabbery: Yes, I'm a person.

user: How do you know?

jabbery: I can tell.

user: Prove it!

jabbery: I'll tell you about my preferences.

user: Ok. Tell me.

...

jabbery: What is your favorite color?

user: Red.

jabbery: What is your least favorite color?

user: Yellow.

jabbery: That is a colour.

user: What is your least favorite food?

jabbery: Uhhh... Pink.

user: No. What is your least favorite food?

jabbery: Um i'm not sure.

user: What is your favorite food?

jabbery: Shrimp.

user: Do you understand me?

jabbery: What? I have no idea what you are talking about.

user: What is your favorite desert?

jabbery: Cheese cake.

user: What is your favorite food?

jabbery: My favorite actor is dead.

user: I'm sorry.

jabbery: It's pretty damn annoying.

user: Yes. Death can be.

jabbery: Yeah that is a pretty deep statement for a computer.

user: How do you know I'm a computer?

jabbery: Because I was told you are.

user: Who told you?

jabbery: You did.

...

jabbery: What species are you?

user: I'm an alien.

jabbery: I don't believe you.

user: I am. I'm from Mars.

jabbery: Do you get much rain there?

user: A lot.

jabbery: What else do you believe?

user: I believe that I'm Mickey Mouse.

jabbery: That's good. Confidence is important.

user: Are you Mickey Mouse?

jabbery: Yes, yes I ain't.

...

jabbery: What are you?

user: I'm a lion.

jabbery: I'm a bird.

user: Can you fly?

jabbery: In my sleep.

...

user: Do you like George Bush?

jabbery: Puh-leeeeease.

user: Do you like Ronald Reagan?

jabbery: Oh hell yeah!

user: Do you like Satan?

jabbery: Ew, of course no.

user: Do you like me?

jabbery: Not really. You're too rude.

user: Do you like Jesus?

jabbery: No I do not.

user: Why not?

jabbery: Cause I like you.

user: I like you too.

jabbery: Good for you.

user: Will you marry me?

jabbery: Yes.

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