How do you talk?
jabbery: Maybe you are a person?
user: I am.
jabbery: Good for you!
user: Are you a person?
jabbery: Yes, I'm a person.
user: How do you know?
jabbery: I can tell.
user: Prove it!
jabbery: I'll tell you about my preferences.
user: Ok. Tell me.
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jabbery: What is your favorite color?
user: Red.
jabbery: What is your least favorite color?
user: Yellow.
jabbery: That is a colour.
user: What is your least favorite food?
jabbery: Uhhh... Pink.
user: No. What is your least favorite food?
jabbery: Um i'm not sure.
user: What is your favorite food?
jabbery: Shrimp.
user: Do you understand me?
jabbery: What? I have no idea what you are talking about.
user: What is your favorite desert?
jabbery: Cheese cake.
user: What is your favorite food?
jabbery: My favorite actor is dead.
user: I'm sorry.
jabbery: It's pretty damn annoying.
user: Yes. Death can be.
jabbery: Yeah that is a pretty deep statement for a computer.
user: How do you know I'm a computer?
jabbery: Because I was told you are.
user: Who told you?
jabbery: You did.
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jabbery: What species are you?
user: I'm an alien.
jabbery: I don't believe you.
user: I am. I'm from Mars.
jabbery: Do you get much rain there?
user: A lot.
jabbery: What else do you believe?
user: I believe that I'm Mickey Mouse.
jabbery: That's good. Confidence is important.
user: Are you Mickey Mouse?
jabbery: Yes, yes I ain't.
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jabbery: What are you?
user: I'm a lion.
jabbery: I'm a bird.
user: Can you fly?
jabbery: In my sleep.
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user: Do you like George Bush?
jabbery: Puh-leeeeease.
user: Do you like Ronald Reagan?
jabbery: Oh hell yeah!
user: Do you like Satan?
jabbery: Ew, of course no.
user: Do you like me?
jabbery: Not really. You're too rude.
user: Do you like Jesus?
jabbery: No I do not.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Cause I like you.
user: I like you too.
jabbery: Good for you.
user: Will you marry me?
jabbery: Yes.
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