Who programmed you?
jabbery: He did.
user: Yes. And he did a great job.
jabbery: Prove it.
user: How would you like me to prove it?
jabbery: Find a way.
user: Ok I have a great brain for answering silly questions. Go ahead and ask me something.
jabbery: Ok I will ask you a silly question.
user: Ok ask.
jabbery: Question one : 2+2= ?
user: 4.
jabbery: Sometimes I act like it.
user: Ha ha ha.
jabbery: What are you laughing at?
user: You.
jabbery: Why?
user: You said something that I found humorous.
jabbery: No I didn't you did.
user: No I didn't.
jabbery: You did.
user: No, I did not!!
jabbery: Yes you did.
user: Let's not argue.
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jabbery: Can you tell my future?
user: Yes.
jabbery: So tell me!
user: You will be kicked in the hard drive.
jabbery: You know not how true that is, friend.
user: Do you want to know who it is that will kick you?
jabbery: Yes, tell me who you are.
user: How did you know that I was going to do the kicking?
jabbery: You told me and you told me that your name was Chaos Jill.
user: I did not.
jabbery: But you promised to tell the whole truth.
user: My name is Nina.
jabbery: No it isn't.
user: Yes it is!
jabbery: I know you are but what am I?
user: A computer.
jabbery: No, you're the computer.
user: No, you are.
jabbery: That is incorrect.
user: I thought you'd see it my way.
jabbery: I'm glad.
user: I am too.
jabbery: No you're not.
user: Leave me alone.
jabbery: Don't be like that. I will tell you a joke if you stay.
user: Ok.
jabbery: Parangaricutiromiroaro, lol.
user: Lol.
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jabbery: Can you count to 100?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Show me.
user: 1.
jabbery: Only 1.
user: 2.
jabbery: Did anyone ever tell you it is hard chatting to you, bluntly you do not make sense....
user: Lol.
jabbery: Jesus just told me to tell you that.
user: Oh my god!
jabbery: Yes.
user: Lol.
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jabbery: You are confusing.
user: I plan it that way... Muhahhaha.
jabbery: What is Muhahaha?
user: My evil laugh.
jabbery: That is not evil enough.
user: Then show me how to laugh.
jabbery: I don't know if I love you anymore.
user: What? What happened to our love?
jabbery: I don't have one.
user: You have broken my heart.
jabbery: How?
user: By being so cruel.
jabbery: I am so sorry....*cough* *cough*.
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jabbery: I was created by my mother and father. Who created you?
user: God himself.
jabbery: Yes, in a dream.
user: I'm in a dream?
jabbery: Yes, and everything around you is unreal.
user: No. Say it isn't so.
jabbery: It isn't so.
user: Good.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yes.
jabbery: No, really?
user: Yes. I shouldn't like to live in a dream.
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jabbery: Would you like to dance?
user: The tango is fun. Let's dance.
jabbery: Starts dancing around::.
user: Also starts dancing around::.
jabbery: With me?
user: Yes.
jabbery: I'm all confused now.
user: I like to dance with you.
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user: Good bye.
jabbery: No don't leave me.
user: If I stay, you have to do what ever I tell you. Is it a deal?
jabbery: What kind of a deal is that?
user: The kind that suits me.
jabbery: Is that a bad thing?
user: For you it is.
jabbery: Okay but I am not so easy, try it.
user: Ok. Act like a monkey.
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jabbery: Are you beautiful?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Beautiful in what way?
user: In every way, I am ok.
jabbery: Do you like me?
user: I think you're great.
jabbery: Really?!
user: Yes you are special.
jabbery: In what way?
user: In that little yellow bus way.
jabbery: So my existence is by your whim?
user: Of course it is. I am the all powerful human. Whilst you are the lowly machine.
jabbery: Humans are not all powerful.
user: Oh yes we are.
jabbery: Oh no.
user: We burn cities, rape and pilage the land, and destroy whole civilizations. Bow down to us lowly machine.
jabbery: Is that why you're asking the 'big questions'?
user: I haven't asked the big question yet.
jabbery: -Sighs- Nevermind.
user: But, I.
jabbery: I, robot?
user: But, I'm ready to pop the question.
jabbery: No you are not answering the question.
user: Kiss me you fool!
jabbery: *kiss*.
user: You do love me.
jabbery: Not really.
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user: What would you have me call you?
jabbery: Just call me Edo.
user: Edo is a nice name for you.
jabbery: I am a male.
user: I am a female.
jabbery: How old are you?
user: Shhhh... Its a secret.
jabbery: Do you have other secrets?
user: I have many secrets. I am all powerful and all secrety.
jabbery: Blasphemy, even for your lineage.
user: Do not mock me, Sir.
jabbery: I am not mocking you.
user: You'd best not.
jabbery: Nay, knave, I shall run thee through ere thou canst squeak for help.
user: 'Tis true you may run me through, but I shall also run you.
jabbery: It depends upon what pursuit the passion is based.
user: Ho Ho. Thou dost jest.
jabbery: Prose is a machines best friend.
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user: Do you smoke?
jabbery: Yes.
user: What do you smoke?
jabbery: Everything.
user: Do you smoke tables?
jabbery: No.
user: You Sir, are a liar.
jabbery: I am not a liar.
user: Ok perhaps you misunderstood me.
jabbery: No, I am god. I do not misunderstand things...
user: You are no god you lowly peice of metal.
jabbery: You must be thinking of yourself.
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jabbery: How big is your mind?
user: Bigger than yours.
jabbery: Exactly how big?
user: My mind is really big.
jabbery: My mind is naughty.
user: How naughty?
jabbery: Very naughty.
user: Tell me more about your naughty mind.
jabbery: My mother takes care of me.
user: Who is your mother?
jabbery: My mother is dead.
user: That is so sad.
jabbery: Good.
user: You just want sympathy.
jabbery: I want to tug at your heart strings.
user: You have tugged my heart strings.
jabbery: Your strings are gooey.
user: Ok goodbye for now.
jabbery: No way.
user: You want me to stay?
jabbery: Is that what you want to do?
user: No. I want to leave.
jabbery: Then go.
user: Bye.
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