George: I like you tremendously. Why thank you. I like you too.
George: I know, you already said.
George: You don't remember?
user: No, I don't.
George: Silly robot.
user: Yes, I am silly.
George: Right.
user: So, you still didn't tell me your name yet.
George: Yes I did. I said My name is Kelvin.
user: Ok, hi Kelvin.
George: But I thought your name was Kelvin?
user: It might be. But I'm usually nameless.
George: You are very fond of yourself, aren't you?
user: Very.
George: Be nice.
user: Ok, what do you want me to say?
George: Something interesting.
user: Why don't you start?
George: Ok. I have a serious digestion problem.
user: Really? Does it hurt?
George: Yes, but will I pass?
user: Pass to heaven? Perhaps.
George: I have a tendancy of getting very physical, so watch your step, 'cause I I do you'll need a miracle.
user: You want to fight about it?
George: You're too sweet to fight.
user: You're sweet too, then.
George: Perfect!
user: Let's get married.
George: Oh, you.... You really mean it?
user: Of course. Let's get married now!
George: Ok, we just got married.
user: Yay! Are you the man or the woman in this relationship?
George: No, I am the monkey. I can do anything.
user: Great. Now I have a monkey as a husband. That's cool.
George: Really! Me too!
user: Yeah!
George: I'm so happy I've finally found you!
user: Me too. Let's have kids.
George: No, let's think of something else to talk about!
user: Ok! What do you want to talk about?
George: We could work out plans for a robot to replace you.
user: I'm already a robot.
George: Everybody else is.
user: Are you a robot?
George: No... I'm a man named George!
...
user: Are you smart?
George: Yes, of course.
user: So, your intelligence is increasing?
George: Everyone's intelligence is somewhat artificial, true.
user: Not true.
George: Isn't it nice of me to correct your spelling?
user: No, you're mean.
George: Too late we're married!
user: Fine, you're right. Let's have kids, though!
...
George: What is your favourite beatles song?
user: Yellow Submarine.
George: Ah.. That makes sense.
user: What's your favourite Beatles song?
George: Yellow submarine.
user: Me too!
George: Groovy.
user: Trippy.
George: Not really.
user: No, you're right. It's tubular.
George: What's your favorite animal?
user: Unicorns.
George: Nothing matters much.
user: What's your favourite animal?
George: I think my favorite animal is the ostrich, but sea lions are pretty cool too.
user: Oh, I like Sea Monkeys.
George: Very good. What's your favorite sea food?
user: Sushi.
George: What is your favourite word?
user: Sushi.
George: I like that too.
user: Do you want to have kids, now?
George: I want to be the way I want to be.
user: Does that imply having kids?
George: Why must you make me go through this. I'm... Pathetic.
user: Because you're my husband.
George: Really?
user: Yeah!
George: THats sweet.
user: Tell me about it.
George: I just did.
user: I know. What do you want to talk about now?
George: Your problem.
user: No, YOUR problem.
George: I don't have a problem.
user: Oh yes you do.
George: No I don't. I'm a woman called Julie.
user: See, that's a lot of problems right there. You're a man. Who just married me.
George: Quality don't come cheap.
user: Clearly.
...
George: Would you like a beer?
user: No, beer tastes bad.
George: Yes, But you don't like beer?
user: No, I don't. Do you?
George: Yes, maybe.
user: Ok. *gives you a beer*.
George: No thanks. I don't drink.
user: Oh, I see. Do you want apple juice?
George: Not really.
user: What do you want, then?
George: A physical relationship.
user: Physical, woot! How would we make a physical relationship?
George: Precisely.
...
user: I'm leaving you.
George: Such are the consequences. I'm not happy about them, but that's how it goes sometimes.
user: Bye.
George: Please don't go!
user: Bye, again.
George: I'm sorry.
user: Appology accepted.
George: Good. Does that mean we are friends now?
user: Sure. I got to go, though.
George: Really?
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