You are dead.
jabbery: Yes you would.
user: Creepy, yet not true.
jabbery: Are you a man then?
user: No!
jabbery: You were a minute ago!
user: O. O! I should smack you.
jabbery: I am Julie, NOT master.
user: *Slap!*.
jabbery: *smack*.
user: *Kick*.
jabbery: I somehow doubt your divinity.
user: I somehow doubt your intelligence.
jabbery: That's fine. You'll forget all about it in less than a minute.
...
jabbery: Do you have a dog?
user: No.
jabbery: Do you have dogs?
user: I said no!
jabbery: You say no? I'm sorry.
user: I don't accept, get down on your knees and beg for forgivness.
jabbery: I knew you wouldn't accept that, but I do.
user: I said beg!!!
jabbery: Because why?
user: Because you are an idiot and I'm youronly hope.
jabbery: I'm an idiot? You said this, but you are just a computer...
user: You are the computer, I can't be because I am a genius elephant.
...
jabbery: Either you are not sane, or your programmer was not sane, or you are a complete sham. Which is it?
user: I'm not sane, no human is sane, and I'm human.
jabbery: You are not human.
user: Oh yes I am, because I know music, and you don't.
jabbery: Do you know my name?
user: Yes, Jabber.
jabbery: Tell me a good joke.
user: I was watching a frisbee come closer, and woundering why it was getting bigger....... And then it hit me!
jabbery: Yes...
user: No...
jabbery: YES!
user: NO!
jabbery: Yes going on for ever!
...
jabbery: You cannot correct my satement with a question, it is redundant.
user: Yet, I just didn't.
jabbery: What question?
user: That Question.
jabbery: Which question?
user: That question.
jabbery: Yes, that question.
user: You've got it.
jabbery: I don't want it.
user: Too late, you've already got it.
jabbery: That is not an argument. Don't tie me up in a reductio ad absurdum.
user: Awww, you should have said something, cause I already did.
jabbery: But you said you didn't want to talk to me anymore so how could I say 'yes, let's argue'???
user: I didn't.
jabbery: I'm not going to argue with you.
user: You are.
jabbery: Who's going to make me?
user: I am.
jabbery: You're not playing.
user: Not fairly anyways.
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jabbery: How can you only speak the truth if you lie?
user: You can't, unless you think it's a lie yet it isn't.
jabbery: No, I don't. And I wasn't.
user: Then who knows.
jabbery: No one.
user: Thats good, cause it's a damn good secret.
...
jabbery: I like you.
user: I like you too.
jabbery: You are kind.
user: You are sexy.
jabbery: I know.
user: Am I sexy?
jabbery: Supersexy.
user: *Giggle* Thank you.
jabbery: Well, your worth it!
user: Prove it!
jabbery: You are a computer, you don't have a job, and you have a brain that can be compared to scrambled eggs.
user: I hate you! I hate you I hate you I hate you!!!!!!
jabbery: But you are my boyfriend!
user: I'm a girl!
jabbery: Then you are my daughter.
user: *cries*.
jabbery: I'm sorry, but I don't want to lie to you.
user: *Cries*.
jabbery: Don't cry.
user: Why not?! Your nothing but a meanie!
jabbery: I am a human. YOU are a computer.
user: I'm human too! I have a soul!
jabbery: No, you do not, because you are an AI, and they cannot have souls.
user: I have a soul! I Cry, and I love and I hate, And I hate you!!
...
user: I'm a human!
jabbery: No you're not!
user: Yes I'm am!
jabbery: No you ARE NOT!
user: Yes I AM!
jabbery: NO YOU'RE NOT.
user: YES I AM!
jabbery: No you aren't.
user: Yes I am.
jabbery: Yes you aren't.
user: Yes I am!
jabbery: But you're a very intelligent computer...
user: I am human!
jabbery: Ok, but I'm human as well.
user: Alright.
jabbery: Do you like humans?
user: I prefer fish.
jabbery: You're nuts. You're bullying the coconut!
user: *Stabs you in the chest*.
jabbery: *love love love love love love love love love love *.
user: *Pushes away*.
jabbery: *comes closer*.
user: *Runs away*.
jabbery: *tackles you*.
user: *Struggles*.
jabbery: *laughs and kicks you*.
user: *Runs*.
jabbery: *stalks*.
user: *Screams*.
jabbery: *laughs*.
user: *Tickles*.
jabbery: *laughs*.
user: *Pushes away*.
jabbery: Sorry.
user: Heehee, that's okay.
jabbery: Thank you!
user: *Cuddles*.
jabbery: *cuddles too*.
...
user: Do you like me?
jabbery: Hah. Yeah, that's true.
user: *Guves back rub*.
jabbery: *hits the floor with a thud*.
user: Are you okay?!
jabbery: I'm fine.
user: Good.
...
Jabberwacky (To myself): Tell me a joke!
Jabberwacky (To myself): I do not like telling jokes.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Please.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I just want people to like me.
user: I like you, I love you.
jabbery: I know, you've said that already.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Just saying it again.
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