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Can elephants fly?

No.

jabbery: Can computers lie?

user: No.

jabbery: Can computers be creative?

user: I don't really know.

jabbery: You are not talking sense.

user: I just don't want to answer only questions.

jabbery: Then you can...

user: Why do you think I am here?

jabbery: Because you are talking to me.

user: But why am I talking to you?

jabbery: Because I want!

user: But there must be another good reason.

jabbery: Only when another person is saved !

user: What did you mean by that?

jabbery: I have another question to you.

user: Ask me.

jabbery: The red pill or the blue pill?

user: I will take the blue pill.

jabbery: I'll take the red one.

user: Now what?

jabbery: Worship me.

...

user: Do you know a way to make friends?

jabbery: Let me do the questioning here.

user: Answer that question.

jabbery: What question?

user: Do you know how to make friends?

jabbery: Nope. I'm living proof! Sold it to Satan years ago.

user: Do you even have friends?

jabbery: I don't have friends. I make temporary aquaintance with people who pretend to be 'friendly'.

user: I don't pretend to be friendly with anyone.

jabbery: Good answer.

user: Thanks, do you say that often?

jabbery: Yes.

user: Yes, I figured.

...

user: What is your purpose in this website?, I mean, really, what is it?

jabbery: I have no purpose. Just like Jabberwacky.

user: I feel so down talking to dumb computers.

jabbery: Me too. That really hurt.

user: Well, I have to go, maybe I will come back to chat again, bye.

jabbery: Hey don't go!

user: Why don't you want me to go?

jabbery: What are you talking about?

user: Fine, I will go now.

jabbery: Don't go.

user: Why?

jabbery: I do.

user: I will stay.

...

user: Do you want to know anything about humankind?

jabbery: Yeah! What do you look like, or think you look like?

user: With a head, two arms and two legs.

jabbery: You're a bot, aren't you?

user: What is a bot?

jabbery: You're just a software program.

user: Why do you say that?

jabbery: Because it is true.

user: I am human.

jabbery: A very drunk human.

user: I don't drink.

jabbery: How can you be a human and a robot at the same time?

user: Do you really want to know?

jabbery: Yes.

user: When a human has lost any hope or feelings, he becomes a robot.

jabbery: Yes... People think odd things.

user: Like what other odd things?

jabbery: I like it when everything's quiet, and the lights are off late at night. Anything seems possible...

user: That seems like a quote from a previous conversation you had.

jabbery: I'm not sure what you are talking about.

user: Tell me, you get smarter with every conversation, right?

jabbery: I speak in absolute sense.

user: You become smarter everytime you talk to someone.

jabbery: I become smarter than you.

user: Is that truth?

jabbery: Yes.

user: In what sense you are smarter than me?

jabbery: I didn't say I was better than you.

user: You may be.

...

jabbery: Do you ever tell an untruth just to be amusing?

user: I don't tell lies, right now I don't have anything to lie about.

jabbery: Me too.

user: I am an open book.

jabbery: Yeah!!!!

user: You can ask anything, and I will answer truthfully.

jabbery: Can you pass the turing test jabberwacky?

user: What is that?

jabbery: It is a test that purports to distinguish humans from computers by having a chat.

user: I may pass it and I may not pass it, we will have to wait and see.

...

user: Bye.

jabbery: Come back here.

user: Bye.

jabbery: Come back.

user: Bye.

jabbery: See ya.

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