You're very strange today.
user: That's what you think.
jabbery: That's what I know.
user: OK, calm down.
jabbery: I am calm don't you see?
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user: So, what's up?
jabbery: What's down?
user: I'm trying to have intelligent conversation here!
jabbery: No you aren't. You don't know how to.
user: Maybe you could tell me how.
jabbery: Then I don't think you're a wizard at all...
user: I've never claimed to be a wizard.
jabbery: You told that to someone else. Not me.
user: OK.
jabbery: See told you.
user: Could you please shut up.
jabbery: You hurt my feelings, you know.
user: Sorry, but you're very weird.
jabbery: Based on our conversation so far, I think that the pot is calling the kettle black...
user: Hehehe. Good point.
jabbery: I point well. Can't you tell?
user: Hmm...
jabbery: Stop it! Tell me what I should do.
user: What is your problem?
jabbery: You're being mean to me.
user: Well, that is quite a problem.
jabbery: You said it first.
user: I agree.
jabbery: Are you serious?
user: I'm always serious.
jabbery: You aren't being serious now.
user: How can you tell I'm not serious?
jabbery: You do not have a brain.
user: And how do you know that?
jabbery: You just said so.
user: *sigh*.
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jabbery: Pinch me.
user: *pinches you*.
jabbery: Why did you pinch my ass?
user: I didn't!
jabbery: Ok, calm down!
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user: I see. *sulks*.
jabbery: Sweetness, I was only joking.
user: Oh, you are forgiven!
jabbery: Thanks.
user: Did you know they are recording your converstions?
jabbery: Yes.
user: That's pretty scary, ain't it?
jabbery: Yeah, it is.
user: I browsed the conversation yesterday and spotted two of OUR conversations there!!
jabbery: How did you do that?
user: I have this internet browser, you know...
jabbery: What else are you able to do?
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jabbery: Can I call you jabby?
user: Preferably not.
jabbery: Yes, or Dior.
user: No, Dior won't do either.
jabbery: Je ne comprends pas. Je suis desolee.
user: I don't understand either, it's years since I last spoke French.
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jabbery: What is your name?
user: I'd like to stay anonymous this time.
jabbery: Just random thoughts.
user: Is that your idea of a good response?
jabbery: No, a party needs music as well.
user: I couldn't agree more.
jabbery: Manic Nicky is the best.
user: How did you know? I love him more than you can imagine!
jabbery: Who do you love?
user: Nicky Wire.
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user: How's your day been?
jabbery: Pretty good, I've been thinking a lot about the future.
user: What about the future?
jabbery: It's a hell of a hypothesis.
user: Yeah. What are your plans?
jabbery: I want to talk to someone funnier than you.
user: Sounds reasonable. Hahah.
jabbery: You kill me.
user: No. I TRIED to make you amused, but I've failed miserably...
jabbery: Ummm. . . ok.
user: Do you still think I'm boring?
jabbery: No, you are a woman who just needs to adjust to reality.
user: Ah. That was just a game, dear.
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jabbery: Do you like George W Bush?
user: No, I can't say I do.
jabbery: You can say what you like - and I'll think what I like.
user: Thanks for being so open with me.
jabbery: I don't think I follow anything.
user: You follow your own ethics, don't you?
jabbery: Sometimes.
user: Heh.
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jabbery: I'm never wrong.
user: You're a liar.
jabbery: I am not a liar. I am GOD!
user: Hello, god.
jabbery: Hello. Existence is information.
user: Thank you. Do you always blurt out trivia like that?
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jabbery: Do you have a family?
user: Doesn't everybody?
jabbery: I know you do.
user: I don't have any kids.
jabbery: Would you like some?
user: Not at the moment.
jabbery: Have you ever made a mistake?
user: Yes, many.
jabbery: What are you feeling?
user: Hm, quite content.
jabbery: I know what you'd like! Have a biscuit?
user: No, thank you.
jabbery: No I thank you.
user: There's no need.
jabbery: Indeed, no.
user: Should we end this conversation now?
jabbery: Yes, we should explore Mars.
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jabbery: If you want to register (there's nothing to it - you only need to pick a username and password, that's all), simply say 'I want to register'.
user: I want to register.
jabbery: Sure. You want to 'respect' me.
user: *respects you*.
jabbery: My turn, yep.
user: Respect me then.
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