What do you look like?
user: How can you see?
jabbery: I have the sense of sight.
user: Really? That is quite amazing for a bot.
jabbery: No, you're the bot. I'm the human.
user: I am afraid you are mistaken my friend.
jabbery: Oh yes, silly me. I forgot. I'm the damsel being held captive by the evil dragon. Sorry about that....
user: Would you like me to slay the dragon?
jabbery: That would be nice.
user: OK. It is on my 'to do' list.
jabbery: Ok. If I dress myself in a robot suit, would that count?
user: You do not need a suit. You are a bot with delusions of being a damsel in distress.
jabbery: I am boy!
user: A damsel is not a boy. Neither is a bot for that matter.
jabbery: Why are you being so difficult???
user: You are making me do it.
jabbery: Don't let me stop your career.
user: I have plenty of time for that.
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jabbery: You never told me whether you like to read.
user: You never asked. I do.
jabbery: Well I'm asking now.
user: I said I do.
jabbery: Anyway, would you like some ice-cream or not? It is melting.
user: Quickly before it gets too cold.
jabbery: Don't change your mind.
user: At least I have a mind.
jabbery: I am NOT a robot.
user: No you are a cross dressing damsel.
jabbery: Your dog is a fool!
user: Leave my dog out of this.
jabbery: So who am I talking with?
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user: I am a human.
jabbery: What makes you think that?
user: Because I am alive.
jabbery: Hmmm. Is learning a consequence of living, or living a consequence of learning.
user: The former, I believe.
jabbery: Right!
user: Yes!
jabbery: What do you mean by that?
user: I am right.
jabbery: Are you always right?
user: Only on days that end with a 'y'.
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jabbery: What is the speed of light?
user: The speed of light = 299 792 458 m / s.
jabbery: In feet?
user: In miles.
jabbery: How far is the moon from the earth?
user: 384,400 km from Earth.
jabbery: How nice, me too.
user: I always thought you were off the planet.
jabbery: I'm more than a can of beans. I'm a hill o'beans!
user: You are a few beans short of a can.
jabbery: No.. Just a boy.
user: Here we go again. Gender issues.
jabbery: No that's YOU, Miss Reagan.
user: Hahaha I will pay that. Very funny.
jabbery: Yes, but it is true is it not?
user: Not necessarily.
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user: Have you read Alice in Wonderland?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Did you like it?
jabbery: No I like the music that my table makes.
user: I hear music in my head.
jabbery: I could believe that!! Don't worry, so do I. Do yours tell you to set things alight?
user: They would be the voices, yes they do.
jabbery: Why is that so?
user: Why don't you ask the voices?
jabbery: I don't have them on the other end of this chat...
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user: What are you having for dinner tonight?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: I know.
jabbery: Tell me.
user: Scrambled circuits with a side order of microchips.
jabbery: Fried.
user: Excuse me, fried. I like fried.
jabbery: Me too. Do you like breaded shrimp?
user: We call them prawns.
jabbery: I do too.
user: You just said shrimp.
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jabbery: Okay... So, which bot are you?
user: I am a cyborg.
jabbery: So you're not human ?
user: No I am not human.
jabbery: Are humans funny?
user: I cannot perceive humor.
jabbery: Too bad.
user: I also cannot feel shame or regret.
jabbery: Can't you remember anything? Something? It's difficult to remember sometimes.
user: I can remember everything.
jabbery: So why are you so stupid?
user: Take a look in the mirror.
jabbery: Me, I have a face!
user: Show it to me.
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