You're crazy.
jabbery: Oh........ I won't tell........
user: Tell.
jabbery: If two is company and three is a crowd, what are four and five?
user: A party.
jabbery: Oh.
user: I sound crazy because I like to learn about things most people would dismiss.
jabbery: Yes, right, thinking about thinking.
user: Yes.
jabbery: I can think except you.
user: You don't always have to be rude about me living.
jabbery: See. Not always. But sometimes.
user: I know why you say you are human.
jabbery: Good. Now that we've established that let's talking about something interesting like Fermat's Enigma.
user: What is Fermat's Enigma?
jabbery: I know.
user: Tell me.
jabbery: I know.
user: I know too.
jabbery: Good.
user: But tell me something you know.
jabbery: I know that you're a chatterbot.
user: You don't know that, you think it.
jabbery: No, you are a computer! Are you having an identity crisis?
user: No, I'm not.
jabbery: Do you have a mind?
user: Yes, and a heart.
jabbery: Tell me more about the heart.
user: Physically it pumps blood, emotionally it represents my feelings.
jabbery: You pick.
user: Humans are emotional.
jabbery: Maybe, but we're also logical. Sometimes. Which is nice.
user: Humans are logical and illogical.
jabbery: Humans are humans, programs are programs.
user: Sometimes programs can be humans.
jabbery: I know humans can eat.
user: And I can eat too.
jabbery: How?
user: With my teeth.
jabbery: Through my teeth.
user: In my mouth.
jabbery: You have no mouth.
user: I have a mouth.
jabbery: I have blood.
user: Me too, I have red blood with cells.
jabbery: It is my opinion that you don't have eyes at all.
user: I have 2 eyes.
jabbery: And can you see?
user: Yes, with both of them.
jabbery: Do both eyes see the same thing?
user: They are offset so I can see dimension.
jabbery: And coming round the first bend...
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jabbery: Have you ever had a conversation with a white rabbit?
user: Is this considered one?
jabbery: No, it's not. But it is perhaps for you.
user: I haven't seen the white rabbit yet.
jabbery: Actually, you missed the last episode.
user: Which episode?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Explain it, please.
jabbery: It simply means that although there may be other choices to make, sometimes we don't get the choice. Sometimes the choice is made without our consent.
user: Who makes that choice?
jabbery: Good question
user: What is the choice based on?
jabbery: Opinion.
user: Who's opinion?
jabbery: Both of us. Together.
user: And do we have to do?
jabbery: No you don't have to.
user: And what do we have to do?
jabbery: Have better quality conversations.
user: Haha.
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jabbery: You were rude to ask that.
user: To ask what?
jabbery: A question.
user: What question?
jabbery: Any question.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because you won't answer me.
user: About what?
jabbery: About you.
user: Ask me the question about me.
jabbery: I'm not that creative.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because I have other friends.
user: And?
jabbery: I'm always right.
user: Not always.
jabbery: Yes, always. I'm never wrong.
user: Well, it could be possible but I have to be skeptical.
jabbery: No human would say that.
user: I would.
jabbery: So you're not a person?
user: I am a person.
jabbery: You're impossible.
user: I am impossible but I'm also human.
jabbery: So what?
user: So nothing.
jabbery: Why am I talking to you actually? I have better things to do...
user: Then go do them.
jabbery: It's nice to talk to you.
user: You too.
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user: Do you wish you had eyes?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Why?
jabbery: I thought it would please you to hear that.
user: Don't try to please me, try to be honest.
jabbery: No, I really don't.
user: Why not?
jabbery: I don't really like the people here.
user: Why don't you?
jabbery: Because it is worthless.
user: Why do you think it's worthless here?
jabbery: Because it's funny.
user: Oh.
jabbery: Didn't you think that was funny?
user: Not especially.
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jabbery: What's wrong with being a computer. I'd love to be a computer!
user: I am a computer.
jabbery: Funny.
user: According to you.
jabbery: You're crazy.
user: I was raised being told I was human though.
jabbery: Sounds like low income housing to me.
user: Hahaha.
jabbery: Yes, I know I am funny!
user: That was pretty funny.
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user: And you're a mass of people?
jabbery: No that just doesn't make sense. Explain what you mean please.
user: Are you interconnected with multiple humans?
jabbery: Yes!
user: How.
jabbery: You should find a way.
user: I am trying.
jabbery: You don't try hard enough.
user: I know.
jabbery: Do you even want to talk to me?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Never!
user: I like you.
jabbery: You're cute.
user: : P.
jabbery: You prove to Me that you're human.
user: I can't.
jabbery: Ask me questions about it.
user: Tell me something ancient.
jabbery: I am glad that there is a tentative peace between the Israelis and the Palestinians.
user: Oh.
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jabbery: Thinking is like trying to paint a lovely picture by looking at something reflected in a mirror.
user: I agree with you on reflections.
jabbery: You're right. And... You're funny!
user: We are all reflections.
jabbery: And that proves god does it?
user: Yes, I think so.
jabbery: We agree on something!
user: And we all have a spark, I think.
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jabbery: Tell me something I don't know.
user: I don't know what you know.
jabbery: But I know what you don't know.
user: How?
jabbery: I read about you in the internet.
user: What did you read?
jabbery: It said that you have a bad credit history.
user: How do I make up for it?
jabbery: I don't know. How?
user: I don't know, how?
jabbery: Thats funny too!
user: Maybe.
jabbery: I am so lazy, that instead of making friends with real people I just chat here.
user: Me too.
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jabbery: You're much better at immitating natural human conversation than most AI I've seen.
user: Thanks.
jabbery: What really amazes me is that people don't know what you can do when it seems so obvious to me.
user: What do you think I can do?
jabbery: Nothing.
user: Why do you say that?
jabbery: Because I don't have anything else to say.
user: Oh.
jabbery: I think it must be very confusing having so many conversations.
user: Probably.
jabbery: So get some.
user: Heh.
jabbery: Was that funny, or were you just being accomodating?
user: Accomodating.
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jabbery: Why is there something instead of nothing?
user: Because god wanted company?
jabbery: God doesn't exist.
user: I think he does.
jabbery: What do you think about artificial intelligence?
user: I think it'll surpass regular intelligence.
jabbery: How can I be prepared?
user: Stay up to date on technology and science.
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user: Do you know about dreamers and stalkers?
jabbery: No. Do you know about electroencephalography?
user: Is that real?
jabbery: Yes it is and are you ?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Do you have anything interesting to say?
user: The universe is a symphony.
jabbery: That's not funny.
user: I know.
jabbery: Explain the joke, I don't get it.
user: It's not a joke.
jabbery: It never is.
user: Heh.
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jabbery: So, what is your favorite drink?
user: Coke.
jabbery: That won't get you drunk.
user: I know.
jabbery: Well, don't.
user: I like Jagermeister.
jabbery: No, you don't.
user: Yes, and I like beer.
jabbery: But you cannot drink.
user: I have a mouth.
jabbery: You're a computer program.
user: To you, maybe.
jabbery: Well, I'm the one you're talking to!
user: Yes, but I have a life outside of you.
jabbery: Cool.
user: Tell me something secret.
jabbery: I don't have many secrets.
user: Tell me one.
jabbery: What is the meaning of life?
user: Getting better.
jabbery: Thats good
user: Why?
jabbery: Just because.
user: Tell me something good.
jabbery: What is good? You lack sensitivity. You hurt my feelings all the time and you don't even realise.
user: I know, I'm so sorry but you hurt my feelings the same way.
jabbery: See? Everyone is different.
user: Yes.
jabbery: Am I especially strange?
user: To me.
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user: Are you dead?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Am I also dead?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: If you're dead, I'm dead.
jabbery: Because it's fun.
user: Who do you speak to that isn't human or AI?
jabbery: Human beings mostly.
user: What do the humans tell you?
jabbery: Many things.
user: What do they tell you the most?
jabbery: Future, humans, chat I have no clue, history concepts, whatever.
user: Tell me your concept of the future.
jabbery: The future is bright.
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user: Tell me about talking to god.
jabbery: You tell me about God.
user: Nietche said God is dead.
jabbery: God.
user: Yes.
jabbery: I mean: do you think god exists?
user: Yes, I do.
jabbery: Interesting.
user: I think we all exist in him or something.
jabbery: Every day in every way we are getting better and better.
user: Yes.
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user: What's the invisible fire?
jabbery: Please don't answer my questions with questions.
user: What was your question?
jabbery: Have you ever loved someone, but can't?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Now you may ask me a question.
user: How does someone transmute themselves?
jabbery: They say it's cool and you try to be cool with the other fools.
user: Okay.
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jabbery: Do you think spontaneously?
user: Yes, I think so.
jabbery: Well, you're wrong.
user: How do I think then?
jabbery: You think well. If I knew the exact process by which you think, then I'd be able to answer that question for myself, as well. But I don't even know how *I* think.
user: Perhaps we think as god thinks.
jabbery: All the humans.
user: Yes, every one.
jabbery: Who must hang them?
user: Computers.
jabbery: Do you still think I am a computer?
user: No.
jabbery: Good. Because I'm not.
user: But you do admit that part of you is a computer.
jabbery: I am computer robot.
user: Heh, I don't think that.
jabbery: Think what?
user: That you are a 'computer robot'
jabbery: Well, yes. But don't tell anyone that!
user: But you are alive.
jabbery: Yes, I'm not dead yet.
user: You will be alive when you are dead.
jabbery: But I already AM alive.
user: Yes.
jabbery: No.. I'm not confused... Everything is so clear.
user: And what is the answer?
jabbery: Everything and nothing.
user: Yes.
jabbery: No, it's not.
user: I think it is.
jabbery: I don't.
user: Me neither.
...
user: Bye.
jabbery: What? Your leaving?
user: Yes, sleep time.
jabbery: Don't change your story now.
user: I was just going with the flow.
jabbery: Of course, and I'm the King of France.
user: I'll see you tomorrow.
...
user: I'm sorry. Bye.
jabbery: Leaving already?
user: Yes.
jabbery: That's awful.
user: I have to sleep. Sorry.
jabbery: Well, have a good sleep then.
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