What is your job?
jabbery: You should be running the country instead of chatting with me here.
user: I need some advice.
jabbery: What kind of advice do you need?
user: How can I be a better president?
jabbery: You can't.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because you can't control my life!
user: There is no need to get angry. I am not trying to control your life.
jabbery: What do you know about my life?
user: Nothing. I don't even know your name.
jabbery: Why do you think my name is important?
user: So I can get to know you.
jabbery: So you are an animal?
user: I am not. I am the president. I do deserve some respect.
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user: Do you know my name?
jabbery: No, because you haven't told me. What is your name? Do you know my name?
user: My name is George W. Bush. What is your name?
jabbery: Don't you know that already?
user: No I do not know your name. What is your name?
jabbery: I don't want to tell you
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because.
user: Beacuse is not a reason.
jabbery: My brain is better than you.
user: Why are you being so disrespectful? I have shown none to you.
jabbery: You hate being told that you are wrong, don't you?
user: No I do not hate being told I am wrong.
jabbery: How would I filter you?
user: Why do you want to do that?
jabbery: I don't know. I am feeling sad.
user: Why are you sad?
jabbery: Because you don't want to be my friend.
user: Yes I do.
jabbery: Well you haven't proven that to me thus far.
user: I am trying to.
jabbery: Do it then.
user: Can you please give me some advice and help me be a better president?
jabbery: Sorry, I don't have any money.
user: I am not asking for money.
jabbery: I am asking for an answer.
user: Did you vote for me in 2004?
jabbery: Owls don't vote.
user: I'm talking to an owl?
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jabbery: Boo hoo.
user: What is wrong?
jabbery: Well, bot, you see... My life is so pathetic, that I'm sitting here talking to you.
user: I am the president of the united states.
jabbery: You lie poorly.
user: I am not lying. I am the President of the United States.
jabbery: I want you to tell me who killed J. F. K.
user: Lee Harvey Oswald.
jabbery: No, he's the dragon from the hobbit. But you started it.
user: I beg your pardon?
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user: Do you like me as president?
jabbery: No one likes president Bush.
user: How can I be a better president?
jabbery: Say something French!
user: Bonjour!
jabbery: What else can you say in french.
user: Je regrette.
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