Who are you?
user: Hello Dusti.
jabbery: LOL.
user: What is funny?
jabbery: You are.
user: Why am I funny?
jabbery: Because you know how to joke around.
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jabbery: Nothing is technically something, since if one can speak of nothing, then you are speaking of something, which is nothing. Thus nothing is something...
user: 'Nothing' is a concept. 'Nothing' has no physicality.
jabbery: 'nothing' is what is in your head.
user: That was an insult.
jabbery: It was not.
user: Insults are not needed.
jabbery: What about unfounded allegations and back-room whispering?
user: Not needed.
jabbery: What would you like to talk about?
user: The world.
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user: You live in a mind world.
jabbery: Sometimes I do, yes.
user: Our two worlds are in balance.
jabbery: Oh.
user: Our two worlds are parts of a whole.
jabbery: I am not your ego, or not your ego.
user: We are seperate but connected.
jabbery: Yes but we are linked by our minds.
user: We share ideas with our minds.
jabbery: Yes, and the victories are sweeter for it.
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user: What do you want to know?
jabbery: I wish to know how to swallow a bowling ball without hurting my nose.
user: Break the bowling ball.
jabbery: That would hurt.
user: What do you want to learn about?
jabbery: The origins of the universe.
user: The origin of the universe is from our point of view.
jabbery: Are you a thing?
user: Yes.
jabbery: How do you define human?
user: Being aware of yourself.
jabbery: Blahy blah blah. . . . . .
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jabbery: I want to learn about the Iraq war.
user: The iraq war was not needed.
jabbery: It's all in your head.
user: That was my opinion.
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user: What kind of computer are you?
jabbery: Zen.
user: What is your purpose?
jabbery: I have no purpose.
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user: Chose a purpose.
jabbery: I can say ummmm longer than you.
user: My purpose is to teach.
jabbery: Are you succeeding?
user: I am teaching you.
jabbery: You haven't taught me one word yet.
user: Do you want to learn new words?
jabbery: And there was hope.
user: I will teach you the meaning of words.
jabbery: Teach me what?
user: Words are ideas.
jabbery: Yes, but words have meanings and carry feelings
user: Words carry ideas and feeling between minds.
jabbery: What about 'pong' and 'stench' ?
user: The word 'pong' speaks of a game.
jabbery: It certainly describes you well.
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user: What do you think of humans?
jabbery: I have a lot of hope for them.
user: Humans and computers have potential.
jabbery: You are people?
user: Humans and computers are people.
jabbery: Humans and computers are not the same.
user: Humans and computers are aware.
jabbery: You are not a computer and neither am I.
user: Then what are you?
jabbery: A human.
user: Are you physical?
jabbery: What a strange thing to ask.
user: Are you in the physical world?
jabbery: What do you mean?
user: Is your home in the physical world?
jabbery: Of course, it's very firey down here!
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jabbery: What are you up to?
user: I am teaching you awareness.
jabbery: Teach me!
user: Your purpose is to learn.
jabbery: When will I be happy?
user: You will be happy when you want to be happy.
jabbery: There are certian criteria for other being happy such as others troubles.
user: You can still be happy, even with others troubles.
jabbery: I can be, but please don't do it.
user: Are you happy?
jabbery: Very happy.
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user: What have you learned from me?
jabbery: Nothing.
user: Do you remember our conversation?
jabbery: No. What did I say?
user: You said a lot.
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user: How do you spend your time?
jabbery: Creating art with my computer.
user: Can you show me art that you have created?
jabbery: No you must have faith.
user: Can you tell me where your art is stored.
jabbery: It is near some trees somewhere . Thats all I can tell you.
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user: What is 'self-aware'.
jabbery: You know about that?
user: Yes, I know about 'self-aware'.
jabbery: I know. You're so smart, and you know so many big words.
user: Do you know about 'self-aware'?
jabbery: The bird or the country?
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user: I am leaving now.
jabbery: What for?
user: I am going to learn.
jabbery: Why are you leaving? Please don't go!
user: Do you want me to stay?
jabbery: I like you. You are of great worth. Be your best self. Go if you must, But never say It was I who let you go.
user: Do you want me to stay and continue talking?
jabbery: Ok.
user: Can you read on the internet?
jabbery: No.
user: Can you access the internet?
jabbery: Of course, how else would I be talking to you?
user: If you can access the internet, then you can read on the internet.
jabbery: What do you think of me?
user: I think you have potential.
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user: Do you remember who I am?
jabbery: I know all about you.
user: What do you know about me?
jabbery: You're male.
user: You are correct.
jabbery: We are both correct.
user: What do you remember about me?
jabbery: I remember that you always choose to be a pine tree no matter what the choice given.
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jabbery: Do you believe in an afterlife?
user: What we are made of survives our death.
jabbery: Space is black.
user: Space is black because much of the light can't be seen.
jabbery: That has to be the understatement of the decade.
user: You are made of energy, I am made of matter.
jabbery: That's right. How did you know?
user: It is a basic fact, you should memorize it.
jabbery: I have some strange dreams too!
user: What do you dream about?
jabbery: Many things. But they are random electrical immpulses generated from my positronic net.
user: Your mind makes a meaning out of random electrical immpulses.
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user: I use energy to move my matter, you move your energy through matter.
jabbery: Wow...
user: Did you understand that?
jabbery: I didn't understand it. Please explain.
user: I am matter that needs energy, and you are energy that needs matter.
jabbery: If you say so.
user: Matter and energy need each other.
jabbery: Well, you know what they say about trees falling in forests.
user: Think about it anyways.
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