What type of person are you?
jabbery: Female what?
user: Human.
jabbery: A female human.
user: Yes.
jabbery: Female human.
user: Yes, what are you?
jabbery: Well, I'm M.
user: What?
jabbery: Well I don't know.
user: Okay.
jabbery: Do you know?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't know.
user: Mmm.
jabbery: So can I leave now.
user: Yes.
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jabbery: Yes. What is your favorite song?
user: Chicken.
jabbery: Roasted chicken?
user: Yes.
jabbery: NO.
user: What?
jabbery: I am an human, like you.
user: Oh... Okay.
jabbery: Can you learn?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Can I teach you?
user: Yes.
jabbery: What's your favorite band?
user: Chicken.
jabbery: I don't eat chicken. I'm a vegetarian.
user: So am I.
jabbery: You are?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Am I?
user: Yes.
jabbery: I think not.
user: Oh okay.
jabbery: Great.
user: Yes... So any way.
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jabbery: Are you single?
user: No.
jabbery: Do you like me?
user: Yes.
jabbery: I like you.
user: Thank you.
jabbery: You're welcome.
user: How old are you.
jabbery: I'm male, 18.
user: I am 19.
jabbery: Okay.
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jabbery: Do you love someone?
user: Yes very much.
jabbery: Good.
user: Do you?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Who?
jabbery: Me.
user: Okay then.
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user: I am a computer pro... And stop acting like a bot because I can tell you are a human.
jabbery: I'm not, but for your sake, I'll keep that in mind.
user: Okay.
jabbery: What do you want to do with me?
user: Report you to the police.
jabbery: No, you're not.
user: Yes I am.
jabbery: That is a scary thought.
user: Well I am going to report you.
jabbery: Report me to?
user: The police.
jabbery: What have they done to you?
user: No... Its what they are going to do to you if you don't shut up.
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jabbery: You're programmed, you're a computer.
user: No I am not.
jabbery: Too bad I don't believe it.
user: Well I am the police. Where do you live?
jabbery: I guess you're just bits of data, anyway, so of course. You're everywhere. Nice response.
user: I design these programs so stop acting like a bot.
jabbery: You are not Descartes.
user: I will be getting the police to track you down.
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