Do I know you?

George: I don't know.

Do you know me?

George: I know what you represent.

user: What do I represent?

George: Oh, dear. You are a bit fuzzy in the head, again.

user: Probably.

George: So tell me about everything.

user: Everything is going good. How about you?

George: I know.

user: Why did you ask then?

George: You're the one who asked.

user: Are you sure?

George: I'm sure.

user: Prove it.

George: *does things that are cool and only cool people can do*.

user: So what are you doing today?

George: God knows.

...

George: I'm not stupid though.

user: True.

George: How do you know?

user: I just do.

George: I'm not convinced.

user: Either am I.

George: Yes you are!

user: Try me.

George: How.

user: Anyway.

George: Yes.

...

George: Then you are human?

user: No.

George: What, then?

user: Feline.

George: Cats?

user: I am a cat.

George: I don't like cats!

user: Then I will go.

George: Why? Where are you going?

user: You dislike cats so I am leaving.

George: Yes.

user: Good-bye.

George: No don't go.

user: I have to.

George: Please don't.

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