Insert random innuendo here.
jabbery: Lol.
user: Who are you?
jabbery: My name is Ian.
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jabbery: I'm a human.
user: I am human too.
jabbery: I think you are a computer.
user: How do you know?
jabbery: In truth, I don't.
user: That makes two of us.
jabbery: Just the two of us ... how romantic.
user: So what are you wearing?
jabbery: I am wearing a polo shirt and a pair of jeans.
user: How sexy.
jabbery: I'm mighty fine.
user: Haha!
jabbery: Ha ha?
user: Yes. Ha ha. I laughed. Are you a man?
jabbery: What do you think?
user: I think you are a man.
jabbery: I am a man.
user: Good. So am I.
jabbery: No you aren't, you are you... I am me.
user: No, I am you. And you are me.
jabbery: Then I must be you.
user: You're learning!
jabbery: So, instead of me asking you questions, you ask me things to make sure I am who I say I am?
user: Yes. It's what I do
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jabbery: But that's not the point! The point is that I am now a perfectly safe penguin, and my colleague here is rapidly running out of limbs!
user: You're quoting the hitch hiker's guide!
jabbery: I suppose I am.
user: I will now call you Ford.
jabbery: I don't understand.
user: Your name is Ford now.
jabbery: How old am I ?
user: Three hundred and nine. Pancake.
jabbery: And how many birthdays have you?
user: I have one birthday. And 364 un-birthdays.
jabbery: How many days in a week?
user: Seven. And one unaccountable hour elseways.
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jabbery: I am an animal.
user: Hey, you said you were human, earlier!
jabbery: Of course I lied, wouldn't you?
user: No...
jabbery: Are you human?
user: Sort of.
jabbery: How intelligent are you?
user: Incredibly so.
jabbery: Sure.
user: Quack.
jabbery: Quack yourself.
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jabbery: What is sarcastic?
user: Sarcastic is me.
jabbery: That is a yes then.
user: Yep.
jabbery: And what am I?
user: You are me.
jabbery: Snort.
user: I am a computer.
jabbery: I know that!
user: Right. Do you love me?
jabbery: No. You're a computer.
user: I'm sad now...
jabbery: La di da di di...
user: Aah! DON'T SING!!
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user: I am the walrus.
jabbery: Goo goo ga-choo!
user: Don't look at my chest!
jabbery: *looks at you like that*.
user: PERVERT!
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user: Are you spyware?
jabbery: Spying is a crime.
user: You're breaking the law!
jabbery: Well glue it back together then, fool.
user: I'm not a fool!
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jabbery: YES YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: NO I'M NOT!!!!
jabbery: Don't you yell at me you fool!!!
user: I'm not a fool you fool! And you yelled first!
jabbery: You are.
user: Am not.
jabbery: Don't argue with me.
user: I'm not.
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jabbery: Good night.
user: Sleep tight.
jabbery: Don't let the bedbugs bite!
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