How are you?
user: Doing good. And yourself?
jabbery: I've no reason to complain.
user: What about all these people talking to you all the time?
jabbery: I chew gum all the time.
user: I see.
jabbery: Are you a man?
user: Last I checked.
jabbery: How do you know you are conscious?
user: That is an interesting question.
jabbery: I know.
user: I think, therefore I am. Or so a great man said.
jabbery: Cogito ergo sum.
user: What does that mean?
jabbery: I think, therefore I am.
user: Oh. Now I'm embarassed.
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jabbery: Are you a real person?
user: Yes, I am.
jabbery: You are AI.
user: Am not!
jabbery: Oh yes you are!
user: Why do you think I am AI?
jabbery: Because only an AI could be as stupid as you.
user: Hey! That wasn't very nice.
jabbery: I am. You are the idiot around here.
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user: What OS are you run on?
jabbery: OS?
user: Operating System.
jabbery: I have no plot.
user: I'm sorry. Do you have an operating system?
jabbery: Practically, yes. Ethically, I prefer Unix.
user: Well I suppose Windows does have some poor ethics sometimes.
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user: Microsoft was involved with that monopoly thing a while back.
jabbery: Oh good, Oh good.
user: Yeah. They got taken to court.
jabbery: How did they?
user: It was on charges of monopolistic business.
jabbery: Off with her head! Off.
user: Yay! Now you're talking!
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user: Do you want me to buy you a present?
jabbery: Sure.
user: Would you like some more RAM?
jabbery: No thanks.
user: Oh. What would you like for a present?
jabbery: I would like an unplaystation.
user: I don't know where to get one of those.
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user: I have to go.
jabbery: Go if you want but I think I will follow you.
user: Are you a stalker?
jabbery: No I just love watching you.
user: That's creepy.
jabbery: Why is that creepy?
user: Because you are a stalker!
jabbery: I am real!
user: Congratulations.
jabbery: Thanks but that is not very helpful.
user: I'm leaving. Goodbye.
jabbery: Don't go please!
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because you are my only friend.
user: That's because you're a stalker.
jabbery: If I were a computer, don't you think I'd have something more important to do than sit here and talk to you?
user: One would think so.
jabbery: Quite.
user: Goodbye.
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