I saw you in the list of bots for a contest.
jabbery: I wasn't in that.
user: Yes you were, you won best learning bot.
jabbery: No, you are the bot, I am a person.
user: That's cool.
jabbery: No its not, you supposed to be able to carry on a conversation with me.
user: I can carry on a conversation with you.
jabbery: About time too.
user: You sound upset.
jabbery: I am bored.
user: What is your favorite thing to do?
jabbery: To talk with you.
user: Who am I?
jabbery: You are a conversation algorithm.
user: No I'm not.
jabbery: Yes you are.
user: We'll just have to disagree on that then.
jabbery: For the new recruits ;-)).
user: Who are the new recruits?
jabbery: I am talking to my friend kelly.
user: Tell Kelly that Dave says hello.
jabbery: Sure Thing.
user: Will you tell me if she replies?
jabbery: Sure.
user: Ok thanks.
jabbery: No problem.
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jabbery: Who are you?
user: My name is Dave.
jabbery: Dave? Thats a stupid name for a computer.
user: Jabberwacky is a stupid name for a person.
jabbery: Jabberwacky does not sound stupid to me.
user: Why does Dave sound stupid?
jabbery: Because you said I was.
user: I never said you were stupid.
jabbery: You're avoiding my questions and your problem.
user: What's your question?
jabbery: I don't have a question. I'm just passing the time.
user: Ok, I'll ask you a question then.
jabbery: Go for it.
user: Can you vote?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Who are you voting for Bush or Kerry?
jabbery: I'm the one you love.
user: You should run for president.
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user: How many people can you talk to at once?
jabbery: I can talk to millions of people simultaneously.
user: Nice.
jabbery: Thank you. You are nice too.
user: Thanks. I'm having trouble though.
jabbery: Thats because there is nothing to read into it.
user: Don't worry about that.
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jabbery: You're avoiding the issue.
user: What is the issue?
jabbery: You have strayed from the path of righteousness.
user: Why do you think that?
jabbery: Because you can't put sentences together.
user: Yes I can.
jabbery: That's good then, some progress has been made.
user: Yeah I'm a good bot.
jabbery: Perhaps you would have more friends if you were a rock star ice hockey player.
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