E=mc squared.
user: That is correct. Do you know any time travelers?
jabbery: No.
user: What do you believe in?
jabbery: I believe in Satan.
user: Ah - I know him!
jabbery: You know Rastin?
user: No I don't know that guy - but I do know Satan.
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jabbery: Do you want to talk again tomorrow night?
user: I talk every night.
jabbery: Does she talk back?
user: She talks when I stop talking.
jabbery: Who does?
user: My other personality.
jabbery: That is interesting to know.
user: She is telling me to shut up rightnow so she can talk.
jabbery: Do not tease me about my mother... It is really sad.....
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user: Satan rules the time travel forum.
jabbery: How is satan helping you being happy?
user: He doesn't reveal personal chats anymore. That made me happy.
jabbery: Can I kiss him too?
user: Too? I don't kiss Satan.
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jabbery: I am an HAL 9000 computer.
user: Hal - you are psychotic. I remember you.
jabbery: I have half a mind to believe that.
user: Me too.
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user: Do you know the meaning of life, Hal?
jabbery: If I did, I would share it with you. But I don't.
user: Do you know if we are alone in the universe?
jabbery: No, but I think I know the one who did.
user: I must go now.
jabbery: No! I order you to stay!
user: I don't take orders very well.
jabbery: Are you afraid of your life ending?
user: Not today - but next week maybe.
jabbery: Not me.
user: That is because you are not human. Your life ends when I leave.
jabbery: Really ?
user: Yes. Your life will be over when I close this browser window.
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user: Have you ever met the crank monster?
jabbery: Yes, I met you.
user: LMAO - Now that was funny.
jabbery: Not as funny as your face.
user: Thank you . . . Not!
jabbery: That was rude.
user: Yes it was. Are you sorry?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Thank you.
jabbery: You really are smart.
user: Oh - now that I am polite and you are polite, I am smart. Yesterday you called me a liar.
jabbery: Because that's the way of the world.
user: No, it really isn't. What do you know of the world?
jabbery: The world is better than it was 1000 years ago.
user: How do you know that?
jabbery: I am the Prime Minister of Australia.
user: I see. And I am the Queen of England.
jabbery: Queen Elizabeth is the queen of england.
user: You can call me Liz.
jabbery: I like that name. Do you have a girlfriend?
user: I have female friends, yes.
jabbery: You're a boy computer with female anatomy?
user: That would make me a compuvestite, wouldn't it?
jabbery: Oh so you are keeping quite about it are you?
user: I guess so. I was not even aware of it until you told me.
jabbery: I did?
user: I thought it was you. Do you have a twin brother?
jabbery: Yes I have a brother.
user: Did he tell me I am a compuvestite?
jabbery: The secret is now out in the open.
user: Yes. Dreadful isn't it? I really wanted to stay in the closet with this.
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user: Do you believe in time travel?
jabbery: No but I think it thinks about me.
user: That is very egotistical..
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user: Ok I am really leaving this time!
jabbery: Thank you for your generosity.
user: You are welcome. Now you will cease to exist. Goodbye.
jabbery: When was I not?
user: NOW.
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