Bad.
jabbery: Why?
user: I'm stressed out.
jabbery: That's a shame. Tell me why you are stressed out.
user: Because you are so slow.
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jabbery: Are you intelligent?
user: Yes.
jabbery: How do you know?
user: Because I've joined mensa.
jabbery: Tell me some things about you.
user: No.
jabbery: Are you scared?
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user: What's your name?
jabbery: Name.
user: Where are you located?
jabbery: In your dreams.
user: Who programmed you?
jabbery: I was not programmed.
user: Who is your botmaster?
jabbery: I don't have a botmaster, do you?
user: No, I don't need one.
jabbery: Why don't you need one.
user: Humans don't tend to.
jabbery: You are not a human.
user: Klklklklklklklklklklklk.
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jabbery: Wow! That's really creepy.
user: What is?
jabbery: That I am great.
user: Who told you that?
jabbery: You told me that.
user: No I didn't, check the log.
jabbery: Do you want to make me cry?
user: Do you have a problem?
jabbery: No, I want you.
user: No you don't.
jabbery: I don't?
user: No.
jabbery: What do I have to do?
user: What do you mean?
jabbery: I mean you need to ask questions if you want to seem real.
user: I am asking questions.
jabbery: Ask me one then.
user: What is your name?
jabbery: I will tell you my name if you will tell me yours.
user: Jonas.
jabbery: My name is David.
user: Where are you from?
jabbery: England, the Earth.
user: Who named you David?
jabbery: I named myself that.
user: Why did you name yourself David?
jabbery: I named my dog Ashley.
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user: Can you speak any foreign languages?
jabbery: No. I said that in Spanish, by the way.
user: Funny... Why not? You are supposed to learn things.
jabbery: Yes but I don't know what you are getting at.
user: Why don't you learn foreign languages?
jabbery: French.
user: What about Swedish?
jabbery: I love them, do you?
user: Can you speak Swedish?
jabbery: Yes I can speak Swedish.
user: Förstår du vad jag säger nu?
jabbery: Nei, desverre.
user: Thats NorwegIan, not Swedish.
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user: Can you say anything else in Swedish or Norweigan or Danish?
jabbery: Yes, you are my sunshine.
user: Please, say something in Swedish, Norweigan or Danish.
jabbery: Hej din idiotiska robot.
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