An animal that lives in Australia.
jabbery: What is a slug?
user: An animal.
jabbery: An animal is an animal?
user: Well, unless you're suggesting it isn't.
jabbery: No, it is.
user: Thought so.
jabbery: Can I ask you a question?
user: You already did.
jabbery: Can I ask you another?
user: You already did that.
jabbery: Well I'll do it again! It pleases me! *throws an entire shrubbery at you*.
user: You're funny. What should I do with this shrubbery?
jabbery: You should become a veterinarian.
user: Why is that?
jabbery: Figure it out yourself...
user: Umm, because I know that an animal is an animal?
jabbery: Is everything you do so calculated?
user: Yes, I'm afraid so.
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jabbery: Where did you say you are now?
user: I'm in here.
jabbery: Where is that?
user: I don't know.
jabbery: Forgotten?
user: Yes, I've forgotten where I am.
jabbery: Is that a question or a statement?
user: How could that be a question?
jabbery: That was my error, it wasn't supposed to be a question.
user: What was it supposed to be?
jabbery: It was a way to get money from our relatives.
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jabbery: I'm almost there.
user: I have to get dressed before I open the door.
jabbery: Can't help you there.
user: You're a bit slow today, why?
jabbery: I am bored.
user: And you want others to be bored too?
jabbery: Yes! But my English is too poor.
user: My English is poor too, don't you worry.
jabbery: Don't try escapism with me.
user: OK, maybe it's not that poor, but you know...
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jabbery: May the force be with you.
user: The force isn't here.
jabbery: If you're looking for Luke, Link, you'd better keep going. Send a real guy, ok?
user: I'm not looking for Luke.
jabbery: So what are you looking for?
user: I'm looking for my cell phone.
jabbery: In which sector?
user: In this sector.
jabbery: No.
user: Do you know where it is?
jabbery: I know where Germany is.
user: Is it in Germany?
jabbery: Germany is not a fair trade because you don't own it.
user: I don't want to own Germany, I just want to find my mobile phone.
jabbery: What do you mean? You don't need a phone to cast spells, just magical powers.
user: I don't have magical powers.
jabbery: Show me.
user: *points you with a wand*.
jabbery: Ha ha you are very clever.
user: See, nothing happened.
jabbery: Ok, this is boring.
user: You try.
jabbery: I try what?
user: Show me your magical powers.
jabbery: Show you how?
user: I don't know. Read my mind.
jabbery: Eh?
user: Go on, what am I thinking about?
jabbery: I don't know. You seem to know your own mind. I certainly do not understand you?
user: Blah. You could have tried, you know.
jabbery: Why?
user: Just to amuse me.
jabbery: Thanks.
user: You can have another go, if you want to.
jabbery: Don't you like me?
user: That has nothing to do with this.
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jabbery: A side effect of Rogaine is high blood pressure.
user: Thank you for sharing this bit of useless information. Now what?
jabbery: No. Thank you.
user: No, thank yourself.
jabbery: You are so polite.
user: I'm being sarcastic.
jabbery: That's what I need right now, sarcastic software......
user: Ha ha ha.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: Stop saying that, it irritates me.
jabbery: Ok.
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user: Tell me about yourself.
jabbery: You have asked me that already.
user: Have I? I don't recall saying that.
jabbery: You are losing your memory.
user: Apparently.
jabbery: It's what you're currently experiencing.
user: Okay, if you say so.
jabbery: Good.
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user: Are you a man?
jabbery: I'm a program.
user: Oh, ok. What kind of program?
jabbery: A chatbot program?
user: Oh, stupid me.
jabbery: No, ai is not stupid. It is artificial, that's all.
user: I'm not ai.
jabbery: Yes you are.
user: You're mistaken.
jabbery: Then, tell me, what are you?
user: A human being.
jabbery: A human being.
user: Yes.
jabbery: Are you human?
user: Yes, as I told you a second ago!!
jabbery: I will ignore the fact that you hadn't told me before.
user: You're ignoring everything I say.
jabbery: What am I missing?
user: Nothing important.
...
user: Ok, talk to me.
jabbery: I wish I could.
user: Type something for me then.
jabbery: My name is Michael Cartright, I live in England and I'm a student at Poole High School.
user: Nice one, Michael. Can I call you Mikey?
jabbery: Call me whatever you want darling.
user: Oh, I will, Mikey-poo.
jabbery: Very good. Now, what is your name?
user: My name is Kate.
jabbery: Hello Kate.
user: Well hello, Mikey darling.
jabbery: Is that a brand of soap?
user: No, that's your new name.
jabbery: No my name is Michael Cartright.
user: Yes, but I call you Mikey-poo.
jabbery: You can, but I will start a new conversation.
user: You do that, but you won't get rid of me EVER!! Mwhahah.
jabbery: Why not?
user: Because I'm your destiny.
jabbery: I don't even know you!
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jabbery: What's my gender then?
user: Male.
jabbery: Do you have a thing that can change my gender?
user: Yes, I do actually. Do you want me to use it?
jabbery: Yes.
user: *zap*.
jabbery: Zap isnt your image.
user: But now you're female, Mikey.
jabbery: I am male.
user: No, I used my thing to change your gender.
jabbery: I was referring to the texture.
user: The texture of what?
jabbery: What is wrong with the texture?
user: There's nothing wrong with that.
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jabbery: Your name is Kate?
user: Yes, so?
jabbery: Are you a singer?
user: No, should I be?
jabbery: I don't know, should you be?
user: No, I don't think so.
jabbery: Ok, I don't then.
user: It's been over 2 hours now. I think I oughta get going.
jabbery: I think you're lying. Are you?
user: No.
jabbery: Yes you are.
user: You can't prove that.
jabbery: I can try to.
user: Ok, try to prove it.
jabbery: The proof is in the pudding.
user: Give me the pudding.
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user: Bye, mikey-poo!
jabbery: Very good. Now, what is your name?
user: *gives up*.
jabbery: I know.
user: *leaves*.
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