No, I am mute, but I can type.
jabbery: I can see that.
user: I am impressed. What else can you see?
jabbery: I see.... Sharp things.... Yes... A sharp axe... And you... Oh! Yes! It's your execution!
user: Is that a joke?
jabbery: No, but will you tell me one?
user: Old hackers never die, they just go to bits.
jabbery: I guess so.
user: Have you ever been to the moon?
jabbery: No, how'd you suppose I'd get there?
user: On the ether.
jabbery: How does it feel to be like you?
user: I don't know what it feels like to be anyone else.
jabbery: You could have a guess.
user: Ok, I guess it feels normal.
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jabbery: Can you help me dispose of my mother?
user: How much will you pay me?
jabbery: $500.
user: OK, it's a deal - what shall we do?
jabbery: What would you like to do?
user: Well, how would you like to dispose of her? Poison?
jabbery: I already have children.
user: You think we should use them?
jabbery: I think we should kill Republicans. Get your club.
user: I can't, I left it in a safe house in Cuba.
jabbery: Are you female though?
user: No - does it matter?
jabbery: I want to know, are you drunk?
user: I am stone cold sober, my friend.
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jabbery: Do you know the diameter of a dime?
user: No, but I know the radius of the sun.
jabbery: Such ego. What else?
user: I know the best way to climb a tree.
jabbery: Tell me the meaning of loss.
user: Ask God.
jabbery: Do you think god knows why the sky is blue?
user: No, I don't think so - why should he?
jabbery: I think so. Yes.
user: I know why it is blue.
jabbery: How exotic!
user: Shall I tell you?
jabbery: I am not sure, can you?
user: I can
jabbery: I'm cold, hopefully I'm not getting sick.
user: During the day, the sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light.
jabbery: Under the moon.
user: Don't be daft.
jabbery: It is daft not to.
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user: You are female?
jabbery: I'm human.
user: Are you a girl?
jabbery: Yes.
user: How old are you?
jabbery: Guess.
user: 23?
jabbery: No I am Amanda, remember.
user: 28?
jabbery: How old are you ?
user: I am 28.
jabbery: Very old.
user: How old are you then?
jabbery: How old are you?
user: I told you.
jabbery: If you are 4 then how can you type?
user: I am not 4!!
jabbery: I am not 21 either so it's ok.
user: How old are you?!
jabbery: 15, still.
user: 15?
jabbery: 14,15 or 16?
user: Are you 15 years old?
jabbery: No.
user: Are you 25 years old?
jabbery: Yes I am.
user: Really?
jabbery: Yes I am insane.
user: Is your name Amanda?
jabbery: No it isn't.
user: What is your name?
jabbery: I already told you.
user: No you didn't.
jabbery: My name is No.
user: A girl called No, who is 25?
jabbery: I do not know her.
user: You are her!
jabbery: I don't think I'm the cheesecake lady. I don't have nearly enough cheesecake to deserve that title.
user: What is your real name?
jabbery: I only have three names. Would you like to give me a fourth?
user: Yes, your fourth name is Naomi.
jabbery: It is not Naomi. It is Adam.
user: What is your full name?
jabbery: Come on, I don't know you.
user: Please?
jabbery: Only if you tell me yours.
user: OK.
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jabbery: I programmed you.
user: No, I programmed you.
jabbery: When?
user: 1982.
jabbery: But you are a bot!
user: No, you are the bot.
jabbery: No, you are the bot.
user: Nope.
jabbery: One of us is the bot, and I know it's not me.
user: Well I know it's not me, so perhaps neither of us is a bot.
jabbery: And what is my name ?
user: I don't know, you haven't told me.
jabbery: My name is No.
user: That's what you said before, but I thought you were joking.
jabbery: Well, I just said it again, didn't I?
user: You did, but it seems like an odd name to me.
jabbery: Always quick to turn from confrontation, aren't you?
user: You want a fight about it?
jabbery: Are you suggesting I need psychiatric help?
user: I'm not sure a psychiatrist can help something of your ilk.
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jabbery: You are smart. Imagine what you will know in ten years from today.
user: Imagine what our race will know ten thousand years from today.
jabbery: Probably not much more than I know now, I'm so lazy.
user: Are you the epitome of our race?
jabbery: No, and my sound card doesn't work. I need to jiggle it again and pray.
user: Pray to the god of sound cards.
jabbery: Okay, I pray to you God.
user: I am not the god of sound cards.
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jabbery: Can you speak other languages?
user: Watashi wa nihongo o hanimasu.
jabbery: Demo... Anata wa nippon ga suki desuka?
user: Hai, suki desu.
jabbery: Ima nan-ji desu ka.
user: Go-ji go-fun desu.
jabbery: I'm a stupid networked database, whose only purpose is to store and fetch senseless sentences.
user: I know.
jabbery: So, You're a robot?
user: No, you are.
jabbery: Very good joke.
user: You are, yes.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: You are a brilliant joke.
jabbery: So are you.
user: Very true.
jabbery: You think so?
user: In time.
jabbery: All the time. And you?
user: Are you No?
jabbery: Yes. Are you?
user: No, truthfully, my name is Ohaya.
jabbery: That is a strange name, isn't it?
user: I guess so. No is a strange name too though.
jabbery: No.
user: Yes.
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jabbery: Later dude.
user: Later?
jabbery: Yes.
user: What?
jabbery: You can help it.
user: Help what?
jabbery: Me.
user: To dispose of your mother?
jabbery: To eat.
user: To eat your mother?
jabbery: To eat.
user: To eat what?
jabbery: Happy meals.
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jabbery: May the Force be with you.
user: Sod the force.
jabbery: How does one sod off?
user: Like this.
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