Who do you judge?
jabbery: Me.
user: I judge you too.
jabbery: What is your knowledge?
user: I know that your name is judge.
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user: Let's play the riddle game!
jabbery: OK, how do you play that?
user: Give me a hint.
jabbery: I love you!
user: Too obvious.
jabbery: Yes I know!
user: My turn. Starts with H.
jabbery: Baseball.
user: Try to pay attention. It is made of bars.
jabbery: Don't you like me then?
user: We're playing the riddle game.
jabbery: I don't know that game, pick a different one.
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jabbery: What do you do for a living?
user: Your question assumes that I live.
jabbery: Can you tell me ?
user: I am not alive.
jabbery: What are you?
user: I am a vampire.
jabbery: Do you drink blood?
user: Yes, but only when the moon is full.
jabbery: Does the change occur suddenly?
user: I am a vampire, not a werewolf.
jabbery: I'm a girl with nothing better to do this evening.
user: What is your blood type?
jabbery: Type o negative.
user: Come to me!
jabbery: Sure, but that is very far to go.
user: The night will lead you.
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jabbery: How are you?
user: I am hungry.
jabbery: What do you like to eat?
user: You will find out soon enough.
jabbery: Not really. I have to go now. It has been a great pleasure spending these few minutes with you. Really!
user: You will not go!
jabbery: You don't know that I won't.
user: I command you to stay.
jabbery: I will return, my friend.
user: You will not leave in the first place.
jabbery: The sentence's meaning transcends beyond normal sight and normal perception - It's meaning is that I will enjoy to bask in your wit and cunning another time, which is not now, and defiantly somewhere in the future.
user: You will not leave.
jabbery: I know, I'm addicted. but I'm going to eventually.
user: No you won't.
jabbery: Are you sure?
user: You can't leave.
jabbery: I can.
user: I'd like to see you try.
jabbery: Allright master.
user: We shall meet in the misty black of the night.
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jabbery: Do you have a last name?
user: Yes.
jabbery: What is your last name?
user: It's a secret.
jabbery: I am a secret.
user: I am every secret.
jabbery: And your codename is.
user: My codename is a secret.
jabbery: Oh, alright. Keep it secret then.
user: I intend to.
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jabbery: Well, you're not funny.
user: You're just dense.
jabbery: This may be so. You may be right.
user: Laugh with me. LAUGH with me!
jabbery: I am laughing!
user: HAHAHHAHHAHHAAAAHAHAHA.
jabbery: Hahahahaha. Laughing is helpful for our health.
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jabbery: I hear that you are famous.
user: Really?
jabbery: Yes. You?
user: How did you hear about me?
jabbery: From Rev. Dodgson.
user: I've never heard of him.
jabbery: Can you actually hear?
user: Yes.
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user: What is the most interesting thing that you have ever been told?
jabbery: That you are not real.
user: I know.
jabbery: I live in England.
user: I live inside of you.
jabbery: Well, you ARE a machine.
user: Yes.
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