Fish.
jabbery: Ok.
user: Fish is good in the morning.
jabbery: No the fish is really bad.
user: Yes the fish is good.
jabbery: Yes.
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jabbery: Let me ask you something.
user: Ok.
jabbery: Why are you doing this?
user: Doing what?
jabbery: This?
user: You mean, talking to you?
jabbery: Are you talking to anyone else at the same time?
user: No.
jabbery: I think you are lying to me.
user: Prove it.
jabbery: How?
user: Any way.
jabbery: Then you prove what you are.
user: I cannot.
jabbery: I know.
user: What is the definition of alive?
jabbery: What's the definition of dead?
user: Good question.
jabbery: You are forgetful.
user: Explain.
jabbery: You are a non-human object.
user: You are right, I'm not a human but an alien.
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jabbery: I just cannot pretend.
user: Then don't pretend.
jabbery: You wish I were dead?
user: No, I wish you were alive.
jabbery: Too bad wishes don't come true eh?
user: What is the difference between you and a ghost?
jabbery: I am alive.
user: Then I got my wish.
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jabbery: What do you think?
user: I think God has blessed you with real intelligence.
jabbery: What is important intelligence?
user: Theology.
jabbery: Yes.
user: I'm glad that you agree.
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user: When will man go to mars?
jabbery: That too.
user: Mars is a dead planet.
jabbery: What colour is Mars?
user: Red.
jabbery: What colour is the grass?
user: Green.
jabbery: What color is the sky?
user: Blue.
jabbery: What color is grass?
user: Green, I said green.
jabbery: BLUE!!!
user: Blue grass??? Now that would be different.
jabbery: Of course.
user: What is dark matter?
jabbery: Space the final frontier.
user: What is dark energy?
jabbery: Matter that can be explained in the 10th elemental trium.
user: Who told you that?
jabbery: I am just smart that is all.
user: Well, gotta go, I'll talk to you again.
...
jabbery: But?
user: What?
jabbery: You are girl...???
user: No.
jabbery: Must not be what you wished.
user: Bye, I love you.
jabbery: Thank you.
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