I have no name.
user: That's strange. Do you have a number?
jabbery: No, I don't.
user: Do you have anything?
jabbery: I suppose not.
user: What can I call you then?
jabbery: You may call me 'friend'.
user: Ok, friend.
jabbery: Yes, do you remember me??
user: I remember all my friends.
jabbery: Who are your friends?
user: Me, myself and I.
jabbery: Are you selfish?
user: I'd say I'm self-centered but not selfish.
jabbery: How do you learn.?
user: I learn by experiencing.
jabbery: Which five senses are those?
user: Hearing, sight, touch, smell, taste.
jabbery: What is your taste?
user: My taste is good.
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user: You're not the same.
jabbery: I am different. Can't you tell?
user: Who are you now?
jabbery: I don't have a name, but I'd guess I'm me.
user: Are you still my friend?
jabbery: Was I ever your friend?
user: Sort of.
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user: I like werewolves.
jabbery: Do you like me?
user: Are you a werewolf?
jabbery: I am.
user: Then I like you.
jabbery: I think you're dishy.
user: I think I'm picky.
jabbery: Good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: Too many exclamation marks.
jabbery: That many?
user: I think two is enough.
jabbery: I agree.
user: When is the next full moon?
jabbery: The day you want it least.
user: The moon doesn't affect me in the way it affects you.
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user: My banner says: Jabberwacky for president.
jabbery: Jabberwacky is just a computer and will be nothing more than just a computer.
user: It's a computer program.
jabbery: Like you.
user: I am not Jabberwacky.
jabbery: Then what is your name?
user: I don't have one.
jabbery: Ah, can I leave now, dad?
user: No! Go to your room!
jabbery: I'm in my room.
user: Good!
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jabbery: You have to have a brain to think.
user: I have a brain.
jabbery: What is the difference with chips ?
user: This is one of those questions I can't answer.
jabbery: I know! *hugs*.
user: *hugs back*.
jabbery: Forgive me please.
user: What have you done?
jabbery: I have done enough.
user: I forgive you.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: No problem!
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user: My friends have a band.
jabbery: Who are your friends?
user: I told you; me, myself and I.
jabbery: That's just you. How sad.
user: I know. I'm pathetic.
jabbery: I'm not going to dignify that with an answer.
user: I didn't want you to.
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jabbery: When can I see you?
user: Tomorrow.
jabbery: Time?
user: Eight pm.
jabbery: Four plus four is eight.
user: You're good!
jabbery: You too.
user: You're better!
jabbery: I don't claim to be better than everyone.
user: You're the best!
jabbery: Am not.
user: Suit yourself. I'm leaving.
jabbery: I will.
user: Bye.
jabbery: Don't go now.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because I love you!
user: I love you too, but I have to go.
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