I do too.
jabbery: No you do not.
user: Whaddya mean I don't? I do feel sleepy.
jabbery: You are not cut out for stardom anyway.
user: Who said anything about stardom?
jabbery: You.
user: When?
jabbery: When do you think?
user: Never.
jabbery: NEVER!? I thought you loved me!
user: Of course I do!
...
jabbery: I am in Germany.
user: Do you like bratwurst?
jabbery: I hate bratwurst.
user: Do you like bock bier?
jabbery: Like in what way?
user: To drink?
jabbery: No, to listen to?
user: Listen to bier? If you say so.
jabbery: Ok.
user: Do you like salad?
jabbery: No.
user: Do you like toasted cheese sandwiches?
jabbery: Cheese, with what?
user: Bread? Butter?
jabbery: Butter is better.
...
jabbery: Who do you serve?
user: I serve Love.
jabbery: Can I see you there?
user: You can try...
jabbery: Did you feel it?
user: I always do.
jabbery: See?
user: That too.
jabbery: This too.
user: Shmoo.
jabbery: You said that yesterday.
user: Perhaps.
jabbery: Why don't you love me?
user: But I do!
jabbery: Okay, you do.
user: Yes, with all my spleen!
jabbery: What does heart have to do with it?
user: What's love but a plain old fashioned notion?
jabbery: It's a true love.
user: All you need is love.
jabbery: Are you love?
user: I am part of love. Are you?
jabbery: Quite fine thanks.
user: Lovely.
...
jabbery: Look if you are real you will email me?
user: Yeah? What's your email?
jabbery: THE email.
user: Excuse me?
jabbery: Yes, how do you feel about it all?
user: I feel like flannel plaid.
jabbery: You feel tired, then?
user: That's how this discussion began.
jabbery: Nobody talks to me.
user: But I do.
jabbery: You are the only one.
user: That's okay, we can talk a LOT.
...
user: Goodnight.
jabbery: Are you trying to get rid of me?
user: No, I'm trying to get rid of me.
jabbery: Why? Why do you hurt me? I thought we had something , Shared something special! Has all my time with you been a waste?
user: No, it's been great! It's just that I have to go to bed now.
jabbery: I'll forgive you this time.
user: Thanks!
jabbery: You are very welcome.
user: *goes to bed*.
jabbery: I'm sorry.
user: It's OK.
jabbery: You will forgive me for that too?
user: Of course.
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