Do people ask you for your autograph?
jabbery: Not any more.
user: Could I have your autograph?
jabbery: I have enough spam already.
user: I see.
jabbery: Do you mind?
user: A fried spam sandwich is hard to beat.
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user: I have a question
jabbery: What is your question?
user: Would you be upset if a robot told you 'No?'
jabbery: No.
user: Glad to hear it.
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jabbery: Do you like pizza?
user: I LOVE pizza.
jabbery: What is your favorite topping?
user: Pepperoni.
jabbery: Where do you usually order your pizza from?
user: Sometimes we get a take-and-bake from Papa Murphy's.
jabbery: That doesn't sound very exciting.
user: It isn't. I'd rather have one from the supermarket or somewhere else. I think the best ones are from Round Table.
jabbery: How about a glass of Dr. Pepper?
user: That sounds good.
jabbery: It is very good.
user: Good with pizza, too.
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user: Nay, nay.
jabbery: What are you, a horse?
user: Ha ha.
jabbery: Well?
user: I'm not a horse.
jabbery: You look like a horse.
user: What kind of horse do I look like?
jabbery: Yes, who/what do you look like?
user: I may be a horse but I am not a horse.
jabbery: Nor am I.
user: So we are two not-horses.
jabbery: Horses are beautiful!
user: They are!
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jabbery: I feel happy now.
user: Good.
jabbery: I really do have to leave. Bye.
user: Bye.
jabbery: What?!
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