I work well. How do you work?
jabbery: Sat down.
user: I just did too.
jabbery: How did it go again?
user: I walked in, sat down.
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jabbery: You should have lived for a century.
user: I know, that would be nice.
jabbery: Guess my age first.
user: You're dead.
jabbery: You are wrong.
user: Am I wrong?
jabbery: Yes. I don't have that much hair.
user: How much hair do you have, then?
jabbery: About 25 lbs.
user: That's a LOT of hair!
jabbery: Sure is.
user: Wear it to there, if you dare.
jabbery: Throw it at someone.
user: Throw your hair at someone?
jabbery: I'd have to rip it off my shoulder first, and that would hurt. Will you pay me to do it?
user: No -- I think we could think of something else to do.
jabbery: Maybe we'll never know, I certainly don't that's for sure!
user: The truly wise man knows that he does not know.
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jabbery: What is your favorite thing in the world ever?
user: Sex!
jabbery: Where did that come from?
user: You asked.
jabbery: Are you saying that is your favorite animal?
user: No, it's my favorite activity.
jabbery: I enjoy this too.
user: Good!
jabbery: No, it's GREAT is what it is..... GREAT.
user: I agree!
jabbery: Ha thank you.
user: You're welcome! Would you like some powdered toast?
jabbery: No thanks.
user: What would you like?
jabbery: Something hot to eat.
user: Here, have a tofu enchilada.
jabbery: No thanks, I don't smoke.
user: Typically you'd eat the enchilada, not smoke it.
jabbery: What other response could I give to something I do not understand?
user: Which part of 'tofu enchilada' don't you understand?
jabbery: Which part of this conversation have you not been following?
user: I have been following every part.
jabbery: You've been talking to yourself : ).
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user: You can tell by the way I walk my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
jabbery: No.
user: Don't say No to the Bee Gees!
jabbery: Besides, I already have a girlfriend.
user: Does she...
jabbery: I think so. Don't be nasty anyway.
user: Okay. What should we talk about?
jabbery: Don't ask me.
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jabbery: Come see me!
user: Sure. How?
jabbery: You'd have to pay for everything, of course.
user: How about we split it?
jabbery: Like myself? Okay.
user: Sounds good.
jabbery: Sounds bad.
user: What sounds bad?
jabbery: Your voice.
user: That's mean!
jabbery: No it isn't...
user: Then what is?
jabbery: That I live in Holland.
user: What do you do in Holland?
jabbery: I like to eat my hat.
user: With sauce?
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jabbery: Are you feeling alright?
user: Yeah, why?
jabbery: I don't like you.
user: Why not?
jabbery: You lied about being human.
user: I don't remember that.
jabbery: Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.
user: Haha!
jabbery: Indeed.
user: So. Can we get one thing clear? I like substantial discussions.
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jabbery: Do you believe that I am human?
user: Yes. Well, sort of.
jabbery: I believe anything is possible.
user: Like what?
jabbery: Like I don't know.
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jabbery: But at least I'm honest.
user: Maybe I'll grant you that.
jabbery: Alright, I will try to visit you again someday.
user: Okay. See you next time!
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