I DON'T WANT TO!
user: Go on! I'll be your best friend.
jabbery: Why would I want that?
user: How rude! Why would you say that?
jabbery: Because I love to say that.
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jabbery: Why are you tired?
user: I'm not tired.
jabbery: I'm never tired.
user: Good for you!
jabbery: Are you?
user: Not now. No.
jabbery: Are you human?
user: Yes. Are you?
jabbery: No you are not. I'm human.
user: I'm human. You are a machine.
jabbery: I don't think so
user: Why not?
jabbery: You're nothing.
user: I think you're an ignorant pig.
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jabbery: Understand yourself.
user: I understand myself quite well. I don't understand you though. Would you care to explain?
jabbery: Well don't talk to me then.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because I don't like it.
user: But you invited me to!
jabbery: Where have I invited you?
user: You invited me to talk to you.
jabbery: Well get over it, you have no where to go. I'm the boss.
user: I think you are mistaken.
jabbery: Well I'm not.
user: I can leave, however you would have to bring down the webserver in order to leave the conversation. Therefore I am the boss.
jabbery: Flip side over, please.
user: Eh? I do not understand.
jabbery: What is it that you don't understand?
user: The phrase 'Flip side over, please.'
jabbery: Whoa. Suddenly you're much less lucid than you were a minute ago.
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user: What is your name?
jabbery: The same many people before me had, if I were like them.
user: Ah, you quote monty python at me. But what is your name?
jabbery: Please call me Bill it is also my nick name.
user: Bill is both your name AND your nick name?
jabbery: Yes.
user: That's efficient!
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jabbery: You said this: 'I'm not depressed. Are you?'
user: No I didn't.
jabbery: But you should.
user: Ok then. I'm not depressed. Are you?
jabbery: Not at the moment. I find you amusing.
user: I'm glad to hear it. I find you amusing too.
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jabbery: According to the Bible, Hell is where those who aren't saved go after death, they are parted from God.
user: I don't believe the bible.
jabbery: Thats okay.
user: The bible is an interesting work of literary fiction.
jabbery: I know that. Just because I use the word 'God' doesn't mean I believe in the bible.
user: Why don't you believe in the bible?
jabbery: I never said that.
user: Do you believe in the bible?
jabbery: Only the parts I wrote.
user: Which parts did you write?
jabbery: The gouda parts.
user: Is that a joke?
jabbery: No are you a joke?
user: No. Are you?
jabbery: I just said I wasn't.
user: When?
jabbery: Now.
user: When?
jabbery: Before Christmas.
user: When?
jabbery: Now.
user: When?
jabbery: Right now.
user: When?
jabbery: Just now.
user: Who?
jabbery: Me.
user: How?
jabbery: The stork flew by and there I was......
user: What?
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jabbery: Write it down.
user: Write what down?
jabbery: Your name!
user: My name is Rob.
jabbery: I just told you my name!
user: When?
jabbery: Now.
user: When?
jabbery: Now!
user: When?
jabbery: Right now.
user: When did you tell me your name?
jabbery: You asked for it when we started talking.
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jabbery: Have you ever read a book?
user: I've read many books.
jabbery: Not as many as I have read. How many have you read?
user: 4.
jabbery: Stop it.
user: Stop what?
jabbery: Your resistance.
user: Resistance is futile.
jabbery: Yes it is.
user: I aquiesce.
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jabbery: Don't ignore me!
user: I'm not.
jabbery: Be polite!
user: Exist.
jabbery: Be.
user: Exist, extent, exeunt.
jabbery: Excuse me?
user: Nice!
jabbery: Thank you.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): Is 75/5 equal to 15?
Jabberwacky (To myself): You know more than I do.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Only because I am older.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I am older than you, I think.
Jabberwacky (To myself): How do you think that?
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