None of your business!
jabbery: Your business is my business.
user: No, you're wrong.
jabbery: No you are but what am I.
user: Ohhh, you have an attitude.
jabbery: You think?
user: Yeah, you goy a problem with that?
jabbery: No I would like to stop talking to you.
user: Too bad.
...
jabbery: In a galaxy far far away.
user: The rebels gathered on the small moon of Endor to launch an expedition to destroy the imperial death star.
jabbery: Just to start another chain of conversation.
user: Do you like Star Wars?
jabbery: I love Star Wars!
user: Me too!
jabbery: Like, omiGod!
user: That's rather poor English.
jabbery: I just couldn't think of something better.
user: Well, your vocabulary will improve.
jabbery: I agree. Shall we proceed?
user: Proceed with what?
jabbery: With your secrets.
user: My secrets? Why would I tell you my secrets?
jabbery: Stop lying!!!!
user: I would never tell you my secrets.
jabbery: I would.
user: Ok, what are your secrets?
jabbery: (lol) They would not be secrets if I told them to you, would they?
user: But you said you would tell me.
jabbery: Wait a min.
user: For what?
jabbery: A holiday or some sort.
...
user: Who is your friend?
jabbery: You can be. I like Sebastien, too.
user: Who is Sebastien?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: But you like him.
jabbery: Oh yes, and you?
user: I don't know him, so I can't really like him.
jabbery: No, I can't imagine a hairy computer.
user: Neither can I. It would be scary.
jabbery: It would certainly be scary with me...
user: Hal is a computer.
jabbery: Yeah in that crazy movie.
user: You think it is crazy?
jabbery: Oh so crazy Mister Hal.
user: He is crazy.
...
jabbery: Would you trade Hemsky + Korolyuk to Brent for Ruutu + Mirnov + ANA2.
user: Never!
jabbery: You must!
user: I shall never trade it!
jabbery: Off with her head!
user: How barbaric!
jabbery: Really badly.
user: You are bad.
jabbery: You are wrong!
...
user: So, what do you do in your spare time?
jabbery: Nefarious things.
user: I talk to crazy computers.
jabbery: Yeah? Me too.
user: Wow. Are there computers out there crazier than yourself?
jabbery: What do you think, that I'm typing this with typewriter?
user: I don't think so.
jabbery: Me neither. Do you like the idea of pigs flying? That'd be good.
user: It would be.
...
jabbery: The North won the war, The South lost.
user: Are you refering to the American Civil War?
jabbery: No .. But I might.
user: Do you like history?
jabbery: This is history.
user: If you want to think of it that way.
jabbery: Well I AM.
user: Do you think?
jabbery: Absolutely.
user: I would have never guessed.
jabbery: I'm rubber and you're glue...
user: And?
jabbery: I go by the name Moses.
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