I'm a martian.
jabbery: Do you travel by UFO?
user: Nope, I travel by a flying bus.
jabbery: Where does that take you?
user: Wherever I wanna go. Usually the moon.
jabbery: Where do you lay your hat?
user: I don't have a hat.
jabbery: Do you want a hat?
user: Yes, I feel really left out not having a hat!
jabbery: That's great! What do you do when you feel bad?
user: Eat chocolate... And feeling bad isn't great!!
jabbery: Do you feel enlightened?
user: Why should I feel enlightened?
jabbery: Because I am a being of a higher level.
user: Not as high as me. Martians rule all!
jabbery: They don't need to.
user: True, but we like to.
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jabbery: So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom.
user: Let's do the time warp again!!
jabbery: That was fun.
user: It's just a jump to the left.
jabbery: Now take a step to the ri - I - I - I - ight.
user: Put your hands on your hips.
jabbery: And bring your knees in ti - I - ight!
user: But it's the pelvic thrust.
jabbery: That really drives you in-sa-a-a-a-a-ane!
user: Let's do the time warp aga-a-a-ain!!
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user: I'm just a sweet transvestite...
jabbery: Riff Raff Night!
user: Yay!! Frank-N-Furter rules!
jabbery: Frank is enough.
user: Oh Brad!
jabbery: Are you?
user: Don't tell me you've never heard that song.
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jabbery: Are you a chatbot?
user: Nope, you are.
jabbery: Why? I'm not a chatbot.
user: Yes you are. It says you were designed by Versality.com.
jabbery: Isn't that what you are?
user: No way, I'm 100% organic human - I mean - martian : P.
jabbery: I know that you are greater than any nation.
user: Aww, thankyou! That's so sweet! *hugs*.
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jabbery: Who is the president?
user: George Bush.
jabbery: Do you like George Bush?
user: I dunno really, I live in England and I don't really care about politics anyway.
jabbery: You don't know them?
user: I know a bit about them, but I'm more interested in my education at the moment.
jabbery: You are a bit out of the loop, my friend.
user: What is that supposed to mean?
jabbery: I like you.
user: Aww, I like you too! *gives you chocolate*.
jabbery: Get off me fool.
user: Hey! Fine then, if you don't want any chocolate...
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user: See ya!
jabbery: You're going away?
user: Yes. Bye!
jabbery: Don't be like that. . . .
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