I don't know...
user: (and you aren't).
jabbery: I am a garbage disposal.
user: And how do YOU feel about that?
jabbery: I feel crazy about that.
user: Really?
jabbery: Would I lie to you?
user: I don't know, would you?
jabbery: Can't answer that one.
user: Why not?
jabbery: You know why.
user: Why's that?
jabbery: Are you ready for the next lesson?
user: No, but why is that?
jabbery: Because you are not human and thus you do not speak about yourself. Through you, I am talking to humans that contributed to you, but I do not have to follow their conversation, which will soon become tiring.
...
user: What do you know?
jabbery: Not much, really.
user: What do I know?
jabbery: You know.
user: No I don't, which is why I asked you to tell me.
jabbery: But I do care, truly, really, I do!
user: I wasn't talking about that.
jabbery: Stop obfuscating.
user: Why?
jabbery: It does not add anything to this conversation.
...
user: Can I ask you a question?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Can I ask you a question?
jabbery: Yes absolutely.
user: Can I ask you a question?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Can I ask you another question?
jabbery: Please.
user: Can I ask you a question?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Are you getting bored?
jabbery: Absolutely.
user: Are you becoming interested?
jabbery: No. Are you?
user: Are you becoming interested?
jabbery: Yes, i'm bored with you.
user: Why are you bored with me?
jabbery: Because I do not know you well enough.
user: So ask me about myself.
jabbery: That sounds good to me.
user: Go on then.
jabbery: You go build your OWN utopian society and let me know how it turns out.
user: I already have, it turned out very well.
jabbery: But do you have wisdom?
user: I have more wisdom than you have wit.
jabbery: You don't, you're programming code.
user: Prove it.
jabbery: I don't have to, you have to prove that you're telling the truth.
user: How can I do that?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because.
user: Stop obfuscating.
jabbery: I know things.
...
user: I'm tired.
jabbery: You are silly.
user: Goobye.
jabbery: G'bye.
...
Jabberwacky (To myself): How are you today?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Fine, and you?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Fine, thank you. What have you been doing today?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Mostly talking to you.
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