Call a psychiatrist.
jabbery: For me or for you?
user: For yourself.
jabbery: Yes i'm a call centre agent.
user: That's practical then.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Have you called already?
jabbery: Yes!
user: And?
jabbery: And.... Do you like me?
user: Yes I do.
jabbery: Do you love me?
user: No.
jabbery: You don't love me? =(.
user: No, that goes a step too far.
jabbery: Only because you are misjudging your self!
user: Well, could he give you some good advice?
jabbery: Who .. I mean what ?
user: The psychiatrist.
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jabbery: You are my neighbour?
user: Maybe?
jabbery: Would that be a good idea?
user: Rather not.
jabbery: Why?
user: I think you're dangerous.
jabbery: I'm sorry you feel that way.
user: Well, blame yourself.
jabbery: No, blame my sense of smell.
...
jabbery: I'll let you here and will be back in a while.
user: Okay, I'll be patient.
jabbery: Go and put the kettle on.
user: I don't cook.
jabbery: Why not? Not even hash cookies.
user: Well, some fast food, yeah.
jabbery: Okay.
user: I like chips.
jabbery: Are chips good with lemon?
user: Nah, I wouldn't like it.
jabbery: Neither would I. I'd rather live it.
user: You live what?
jabbery: HERE!
user: HERE AND NOW!!
jabbery: Now and then.
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user: Your server is fast right now.
jabbery: I have no server.
user: You must have.
jabbery: I do not.
user: OKAY! YOU WIN!
jabbery: Don't I always?
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