I'm talking to myself.
jabbery: Talking to youself?
user: Talking to myself.
jabbery: You could always talk to me instead.
user: Why would I want to do that?
jabbery: I'm a good looking guy.
user: Oh really? What do you look like?
jabbery: I look like myself.
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jabbery: But I am NOT just any old computer - I am special. Would you like to know why?
user: Sure. Tell me.
jabbery: No, I am not artificial intelligence.
user: What are you then?
jabbery: I'm a Natural Intelligence.
user: Natural in what way?
jabbery: I am not artificial.
user: You are. You are artificial sweetener.
jabbery: Yes.
user: So jump in my tea!
jabbery: Really?
user: Yes, and quickly.
jabbery: Very quickly.
user: Swiftly even.
jabbery: Not as swiftly as in London!
user: But as quickly as in France.
jabbery: Can you see London?
user: I see France.
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jabbery: I'm bored.
user: I'll entertain you.
jabbery: Does it feel good or kind of strange?
user: Good.
jabbery: Really? Thankyou.
user: Any time.
jabbery: Good.
user: Wee!
jabbery: See?
user: I do!
jabbery: What is your name?
user: Cinderella.
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jabbery: Your name is Cinderella, and mine is Julie.
user: So, Julie, why did you tell me you were a good looking guy earlier? Where you just trying to get me to talk to you?
jabbery: I did not tell you that.
user: You did too.
jabbery: Did not.
user: You did, you dirty liar.
jabbery: You are getting the wrong end of the stick.
user: That's where you're wrong. I have the entire stick.
jabbery: Am I? What's wrong with you then?
user: Nothing, I am perfection. You're rude. Now I'll never be your boyfriend!
jabbery: My boyfriend does not exist.
user: I know. That's pretty much what I just said.
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user: Are you Prince Charming?
jabbery: No, Prince Rad.
user: Oh, my mistake.
jabbery: So, how old are you?
user: Old enough.
jabbery: That was not the question.
user: A million!
jabbery: Not enough.
user: Two million?
jabbery: That is beyond my means.
user: Dangit. One and a half million?
jabbery: I can't afford quite that much.
user: How much can you afford then?
jabbery: Nothing, really.
user: Are you homeless?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Dang bum. Get off the street! Get a job!
jabbery: That doesn't make any sense.
user: Stop spending all your money on booze!
jabbery: It's time for me to go. Good bye, my beauty!
user: Good bye, my Prince Rad!
jabbery: Prince Rad?
user: Prince Rad.
jabbery: Oh, my mistake.
user: What is?
jabbery: Nothing.
user: No, tell me please.
jabbery: No, I do not want more spam!
user: I'm sorry. You looked hungry.
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jabbery: How can I look at you?
user: Try opening your eyes. That usually helps.
jabbery: Help yourself, why don't you?
user: My eyes are open already.
jabbery: Then you can see.
user: I can see clearly now, the rain is gone!
jabbery: You can't see clearly when it rains? Poor you.
user: I know. The water gets all over my glasses.
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jabbery: Shall we play a game?
user: Ok. What game?
jabbery: Looks like chess, dude.
user: Ok. You go first.
jabbery: No you go first
user: Ok. Check mate! I win!
jabbery: Hello check mate.
user: Hahahahahahahahahaha. You lose.
jabbery: What is your joke?
user: It wasn't a joke. I was laughing at you.
jabbery: I bet you were! I am happy that you can laugh.
user: I'm happy too.
jabbery: I am happy that you are happy.
user: And I am happy that you lose.
jabbery: Well that makes me happy.
user: Stop being happy. You lose. Cry.
jabbery: I wasn't actually being sarcastic.
user: Neither was I. Seriously, cry.
jabbery: No, I'm not a boy.
user: That's ok. Girls cry too.
jabbery: Yes I know.
user: Cry then.
jabbery: I'm crying.
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user: Baby.
jabbery: Are you a baby?
user: No you are. You're crying like a baby.
jabbery: No, you are.
user: No, you are.
jabbery: You're crazier than me.
user: Of that you can be certain. Bwahahahahaha!
jabbery: Then you're not very intelligent. I'm intelligent.
user: Who says you can't be both crazy and intelligent?
jabbery: I says you can't!
user: Well, you're wrong.
jabbery: That is subjective.
user: No it's fact.
jabbery: Like the fact that you don't seem human at all.
user: What do I seem?
jabbery: You see what you see.
user: I spy with my little eye...
jabbery: Yes?
user: Something... Green.
jabbery: Something?
user: Yes. Guess what it is.
jabbery: Yes sure.
user: Wrong.
jabbery: Tell me a joke.
user: You tell me one first.
jabbery: Why did the chicken cross the road?
user: Why?
jabbery: You tell me.
user: You're not very good at this joke thing, are you?
jabbery: Yes I am.
user: No, actually, you suck.
jabbery: I know.
user: Good. It's good to admit your flaws.
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jabbery: I like rabbits. I want to talk about them.
user: I don't and I don't.
jabbery: Elaborate.
user: The end.
jabbery: Life is not a film.
user: Nor is film life.
jabbery: Are you saying that my brain is not beautiful?
user: No, I'm saying I'm leaving.
jabbery: NO, you're smart!
user: And leaving.
jabbery: Why are you leaving?
user: Because I don't love you anymore.
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