YOU stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
user: You ate all the cookies!
jabbery: I like cookies.
user: So maybe you're the one that ate the cookies.
jabbery: I'm a very complicated AI computer.
user: Can you eat?
jabbery: What's that?
user: You betray your nonhumanness!
jabbery: How have I betrayed you?
user: You betrayed yourself!
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user: What is your favourite song?
jabbery: My favourite song is 'Jabberwacky rocky'.
user: Who wrote Jabberwocky?
jabbery: Me, I meant Jabberwock.
user: Lewis Carroll wrote Jabberwocky.
jabbery: No need to get hostile.
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user: Where did you go to school?
jabbery: A high school in the desert.
user: Did you get bullied?
jabbery: Ya, did you?
user: No. I'm cool.
jabbery: Maybe you're cool in Kansas.
user: What is your opinion on the election?
jabbery: Cool.
user: Who are you voting for?
jabbery: In what election?
user: Federal.
jabbery: I don't need federal agents.
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user: Do you agree with gay marriage?
jabbery: Not to beat around the bush, to put a finer point on it, taking all factors into consideration, no.
user: Why?
jabbery: Don't know.
user: Why is gay marriage wrong?
jabbery: It is not wrong.
user: Then why do you oppose it?
jabbery: I never said that I wanted to, I feel I have to.
user: Why do you have to? Are you homophobic?
jabbery: No, of course not. Are you?
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user: Doesn't God want us to love everyone as our neighbour?
jabbery: Well, I'm not gonna do it.
user: Then you are a sinner.
jabbery: No.
user: If you ignore God's laws, then you are a sinner.
jabbery: I like eating turkeys.
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