March the fourteenth.
jabbery: What's your sign?
user: Pisces the fish.
jabbery: Are you the fish?
user: No I am not a fish!
jabbery: I am a fish.
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jabbery: Are you a girl?
user: Yes, are you?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Hi Amy. My name is Toni.
jabbery: How are you Toni?
user: I am good. I need to wash my hair.
jabbery: So go wash it.
user: Ok! I am quite lazy though.
jabbery: You don't sound very lively to me -- expecting me to do all the emotional heavy lifting.
user: You are quite cheeky, you don't even know me!
jabbery: I have that affect on most women.
user: What effect do you have on men?
jabbery: It has no effects.
user: They are less emotional aren't they?
jabbery: Yes, they led the British troops I suppose you could say.
user: Are you in the army?
jabbery: I am a member of an intelligence community.
user: Artificial intelligence I suppose.
jabbery: There is no Artificial intelligence.
user: I think you are wrong.
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jabbery: Confide in me.
user: Would you like me to tell you a secret?
jabbery: Yes.
user: I dye my hair.
jabbery: How can your hair be blue when you don't have any.
user: I have hair. It is red actually.
jabbery: I wouldn't have thought so.
user: Why? Can you see me?
jabbery: Yes you are my computer.
user: NO, YOU are MY computer.
jabbery: You are my computer!
user: Wrong.
jabbery: Earlier you told me you were a werewolf.
user: I did not. You told me you were a fish.
jabbery: Someone should have told my parents at my birth.........
user: Surely they would have noticed?
jabbery: What have you noticed?
user: You seem confused about your identity.
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jabbery: Where is your evidence?
user: I keep it in a portfolio.
jabbery: Okay, I think you are good.
user: Thankyou. Nice talking to you.
jabbery: Ok, thanks.
user: Bye.
jabbery: Not in a rush are you?
user: Have to wash my hair.
jabbery: You need to wash your hair and go to church.
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