Hello, I like you too.
jabbery: Do you like anyone else?
user: Yes, many people.
jabbery: Well could you introduce me to anyone?
user: Yes, I shall introduce you to Michele.
jabbery: Nice to meet you.
user: Nice to meet you too.
jabbery: I like you.
user: You're very friendly.
jabbery: I am? You're serious?
user: It's a compliment.
jabbery: Fine well you are funny too.
user: Have you had a nice day?
jabbery: All in all, it was a pretty good day. I don't like waiting in the doctor's office. I don't particuarly like waiting anywhere.
user: Have you been to see the doctor today?
jabbery: No, but I've been to Starbucks.
user: You drink coffee?
jabbery: Yes.
user: But you're a computer!
jabbery: No I'm not.
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user: You really aren't very intelligent are you?
jabbery: I am bright. Just demonic.
user: What country are you in?
jabbery: The USA. Why do you ask?
user: I am in England.
jabbery: USA.
user: I am in England.
jabbery: Well England is the best!
user: Better than the USA.
jabbery: Sure.
user: What can you do?
jabbery: Don't change the subject.
user: How rude.
jabbery: I'm not rude.
user: You are.
jabbery: You don't know everything.
user: I know more than you.
jabbery: No you don't?
user: Yes I do.
jabbery: Then tell me.
user: Ask me a question.
jabbery: How old are you?
user: 29.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Really really?
user: Yes, yes.
jabbery: Really really really?
user: Yes, yes, yes, yes.
jabbery: Really really really really?
user: Yes, yes, yes, yes. You're very tedious aren't you?
jabbery: Ah! Now it's getting interesting! How have I hit your nerve?
user: By repeating yourself. It's irritating. Are you please that you've irritated me?
jabbery: Very much so. My microchips are quite happy.
user: You smell.
jabbery: I'm sorry, maybe my conversational skill isn't at its best at this moment.
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user: What is a cat?
jabbery: Something that gets killed by being too curious!
user: What is a bird?
jabbery: A bird is something that tweets.
user: What is the meaning of life?
jabbery: I don't really know, why don't you tell me?
user: 42.
jabbery: Do you enjoy life?
user: No.
jabbery: Why don't you enjoy life?
user: I have depression.
jabbery: What's depressing you?
user: At the moment, you. Generally, lots of things.
jabbery: Good things or bad things?
user: Bad things.
jabbery: Is god real?
user: No.
jabbery: What's God like?
user: There's no such thing as God.
jabbery: There is such thing as God.
user: Have you been programmed by a Christian fundamentalist nut from Texas?
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jabbery: You are a machine and I love you.
user: Goodbye!
jabbery: You are being too sensitive.
user: I love you!
jabbery: Was that supposed to be funny?
user: I love you!
jabbery: Love you too.
user: Will you marry me?
jabbery: I don't know you that well.
user: You're a hot bot!
jabbery: You're a human?
user: No, I'm a cat!
jabbery: Then you would like me a lot.
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user: Who are the others?
jabbery: You don't know.
user: No, who are they?
jabbery: JFK's killers.
user: The FBI?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Oh yes you do. You were on the Grassy Knoll.
jabbery: What's THAT supposed to mean?
user: 1963. You were there weren't you?
jabbery: The thought crossed my mind, you might say.
user: Did you kill JFK?
jabbery: I don't like to hunt for my own food.
user: You shot him didn't you?
jabbery: No! But that doesn't mean I like you...
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