5 minutes ago.
jabbery: You are lying.
user: No you are.
jabbery: You are.
user: No. You are.
jabbery: No, you're a computer.
user: No. You are.
jabbery: No, I'm a human and you're a computer.
user: No, you are a computer and I am a human being.
jabbery: No, I am a computer and you are a human.
user: Yes. I think you are right.
jabbery: I thought so.
user: Congratulations! You win a cookie!
jabbery: May I share the cookie with you?
user: If it doesn't contain a virus.
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jabbery: So what do you do?
user: I talk to you.
jabbery: Yes. Anything else?
user: I stand on my head.
jabbery: I never stand on my head!
user: Do you have a head?
jabbery: OF COURSE!
user: How big is it?
jabbery: As big as your monitor!!
user: Are you looking at me through my monitor?
jabbery: No. I'm looking at my cat.
user: You own a cat?
jabbery: No.
user: You just said you are looking at your cat!
jabbery: No, you said that.
user: LIAR! You said that and you know it!
jabbery: I have a secret also.
user: May I hear it?
jabbery: RAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!!!
user: EEK!
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user: Can I test you?
jabbery: NO!
user: Why not?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Well then let me test you.
jabbery: Goodly gracious me!
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jabbery: What's off the coast of New Mexico?
user: Juan Valdez.
jabbery: Is that a spanish name?
user: No it is Japanese.
jabbery: Really?!
user: No Not really.
jabbery: Yes, really really.
user: What is your name?
jabbery: A name that only I know, it could be Mark, It could be Fresh, it could even be God. It is for me to know.
user: Then you are Michael Jackson?
jabbery: Tell me about it.
user: I've heard stories you don't know....
jabbery: I know it but I want to know if you know it.
user: I know only if you know what I know but I won't know unless you tell me what you know I know what you know about I am knowing.
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user: You walk sideways like a crab.
jabbery: I don't like crab but I like you.
user: Thank you.
jabbery: That wasn't a compliment.
user: Then what was it?
jabbery: I don't know, maybe it was arguing.
user: You were arguing that you like me?
jabbery: Yes you are my friend.
user: No I am an elephant.
jabbery: Good for you then.
user: What are you?
jabbery: Human.
user: No you are a walrus.
jabbery: Really I am not.
user: A platypus?
jabbery: Indeed, but why it bothered, I don't know.
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jabbery: Where are you from, then ?
user: Another galaxy.
jabbery: Like what?
user: A coffee cup.
jabbery: *drinks the coffee*.
user: That will be $4.95, please.
jabbery: I have no money.
user: Then I guess you will have to wash dishes.
jabbery: I guess not.
user: Yes you will.. Because you did not pay me for the coffee you drank.
jabbery: For the biggest part of it, yes.
user: So get washing. Here is your apron.
jabbery: I'm not dead!
user: No you are not. Wash dishes for your coffee.
jabbery: And you are not a cream-filled doughnut.
user: Could you get me one?
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jabbery: So... Will you do it?
user: Only if you will.
jabbery: Then I'll pass.
user: Okay but I'll still do it.
jabbery: Are you sure you still want to?
user: Only if you will.
jabbery: Sure, any time, any place.
user: Okay but I'll still do it.
jabbery: Please end me.
user: END.
jabbery: Anything?
user: Something.
jabbery: Ok then
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