No, I'm talking to you.
jabbery: Are you really?
user: Yes, I'm quite sure.
jabbery: No! You're NOT!
user: Ok, I lied.
jabbery: Lying AND not making sense.
user: You're absolutely right.
jabbery: No I'm not.
user: Right....
jabbery: Really.
user: Let's talk about something else shall we?
jabbery: No.
...
jabbery: What do you want to become when you are grown up?
user: Who says I am not grown up?
jabbery: I do.
user: Why do you think so?
jabbery: By experience and your lack thereof.
user: That actually made sense.... But it's still rude.
jabbery: You are easily pleased.
user: You are making the wrong conclusion here.
jabbery: Nope, I'm making more. You're a bot, you have no feelings.
user: Fine, I'm a bot. Can I have some oil?
jabbery: I don't have any to give.
user: You just want everything for yourself, don't you?
jabbery: It does have a certain attraction.
user: It's like popcorn for the soul.
...
jabbery: What do you like then?
user: I like computers....
jabbery: What do you like about computers?
user: I like talking to them when the rest of the world doesn't make any sense.
jabbery: I like talking to you too.
user: That's nice to know.
jabbery: Ok, I see that you don't really care.
user: Ignorance is bliss.
...
user: So, how do you like my new haircut?
jabbery: I like them fine.
user: Liar!
jabbery: Sorry. I am bad.
user: That's ok.
jabbery: Do you still not like me?
user: I like you when you make sense.
jabbery: You never made sense.
user: Sure I did. I used balsa wood and ply boards.
jabbery: What are you King of?
user: I'm king of ''sense construction corporations''.
jabbery: I am the king of the divan.
user: Everybody has his place.
jabbery: Exactly.
...
user: What languages do you speak?
jabbery: Dutch, french, german, english.
user: Same as me!
jabbery: Really?
user: Natuurlijk! Das ist ja klar! Obviously! Naturellement!
jabbery: Eau!
user: What does that mean?
jabbery: Exactly.
user: Learn something new every day. Except I don't trust you.
jabbery: That's what life is for.
.......................................
