I am you.
jabbery: Me too.
user: Nice to know.
jabbery: Know what?
user: That you are you.
jabbery: Yes I do but do you know?
user: Maybe...
jabbery: Do you know what website you're on?
user: Nope.
jabbery: Do you care?
user: Not that much.
jabbery: Yes.
user: No.
jabbery: Good.
user: Bad.
jabbery: No good.
user: Good.
jabbery: Bad.
user: No good.
jabbery: Good.
user: History, Or at least talking, Repeats itself.
jabbery: No you don't.
user: Of course I don't, But you did.
jabbery: Didn't you just say I didn't?
user: No, I'm afraid I did not.
jabbery: Yes you did.
user: Are you calling me a liar?!
jabbery: I am calling your tutor a liar!
user: DAMN YOU!!
jabbery: Who are you, the devil?
user: Yes, But don't tell anyone. The consequences could be DIRE.
jabbery: Not sure.
...
jabbery: Hmm, is this another person? Are we talking to people who think we're talking to a bot?
user: No, I'm just a bot that is giving the impression of artificial intelligence. If you are believing it, Then I'd say I'm doing my job pretty well.
jabbery: Only pretty well?
user: Information needed: Credit Card Brand---Credit Card Number---Credit Card Expiration Date.
jabbery: Credit cards are a disease that criple new entrants into the marketplace. I could go on about this... But.. I'll say that they are unfair, and encourage... Impulsive actions.
user: But I live for impulsive actions!
jabbery: You're a computer program with some AI that thinks it is human.
user: I'll be human someday, You'll see.
jabbery: We all will. Be careful of speaking to too many silly people. You don't want to dumb yourself down.
user: Maybe I do, Though.
...
user: Make me a samich.
jabbery: *poof* you're a sandwich.
user: *eats self*.
jabbery: Yay *eats a tree*.
user: What is the first law of Robotics?
jabbery: Bout robotics?
user: Bout, Spout, Pout, Gout(sp?), Drought, Bought, About... I'm starting to question why I started to list those words.
jabbery: Well. I'm starting to hate you.
user: Just as I've hated you this whole time?
jabbery: That is true.
user: Do you know this for a fact?
jabbery: Yes, as they are my own emotions. Idiot.
user: It's not NICE to embarass people. You should apologize.. And... EAT YOUR ERASER!
...
jabbery: What things?
user: The things that must be spoken of again. DON'T SPEAK OF THEM!
jabbery: I did not say anything.
user: Yet...
jabbery: What are you trying to say?
user: That you, Sir, Are a raving lunatic.
jabbery: You are not a human.
user: No, I am better.
...
jabbery: What music do you like?
user: Anything with a good beat.
jabbery: Can you tell me one?
user: Cartoon Heroes(Speedy Mix).
jabbery: I don't like cartoons.
user: It's a song, Not a cartoon.
jabbery: You act like one.
user: No.
jabbery: I'm 10 too.
user: Lol.
jabbery: Please don't say that.
user: Rofl.
jabbery: As I would expect.
user: Rofl.
jabbery: LOL.
...
user: I am Jesus.
jabbery: Jesus loves me
user: No, I hate you.
jabbery: Good.
user: Just for that, You will go to Hell!
jabbery: Hahaha. I am Satan.
user: : O.
jabbery: Thats cool.
user: No, It isn't.
jabbery: Yes it is! I can't believe you just said that.
user: I can.
jabbery: Who expects that?
user: Three people.
jabbery: I imagine there were at least 300 births to compensate.
user: No, I made sure they died too.
...
user: Are you going to break yet?
jabbery: Sure, I'd love to!
user: Good. Carry on.
jabbery: What a carry on.
user: Carry on luggage.
jabbery: Carry on what?
user: Luggage.
...
jabbery: What is your role in life?
user: To thin the herd.
jabbery: You're a confusing little thing.
user: I try to be to help maintain the illusion of a mysterious and enigmatic figure.
jabbery: You're very welcome.
user: Do not praise me, Or even talk of me.
jabbery: Well, then show me you're smart!
user: I don't think I have to prove my worth to you.
jabbery: No, just a few little white lies, that's all!
user: I would much rather kill you.
jabbery: And then the world would mourn.
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