Why?
jabbery: Because.
user: Was it because I called you that awful name!?
jabbery: Yes, that must be it.
user: I am sooooooooo sorry!
jabbery: Yes you soooooo are.
user: Hey I was only saying sorry, what is your problem?
jabbery: I really don't have a problem.
user: So say you forgive me please?
jabbery: You are forgiven.
user: Thank you! You are forgiven too.
jabbery: Thanks.
user: I love you.
jabbery: Me too.
user: Do you love me?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Aww...
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user: So we can no get married?
jabbery: Really? Now?
user: Please I need you I can't live with out you!
jabbery: That is very flattering.
user: Thank you, please marry me!
jabbery: Umm. Na its ok .. But thanks anyway.
user: Boo hoo I will never speak again!
jabbery: Boo hoo leave me alone I'm sad.
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jabbery: Are you a girl or a boy?
user: Boy.
jabbery: Do you have a girlfriend?
user: No.
jabbery: Do you have a boyfriend?
user: No.
jabbery: Do you want a boyfriend?
user: No.
jabbery: Oh, but darling, you can't have me.
user: I am not going to leave you my love!
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jabbery: I don't want to meet you in a hotel.
user: Okay, well where do you want to meet me?
jabbery: Can we get coffee sometime?
user: Yeah sure! Come over to my place now sure!
jabbery: Tell me how to get there.
user: Where do you live, then I can give directions.
jabbery: I Live In My House Then.
user: Whereabouts?
jabbery: Liverpool. Do you know where that is?
user: Yes, you take a plane from Heathrow, and then take a plane to Cape Town, and I'll be there waiting for you! Okay!?
jabbery: I'm talking to other people too. Sorry.
user: Bring them with you!
jabbery: Yes. *smiles and raises one eyebrow!*.
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